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[–] raven@lemmy.org 2 points 6 hours ago

Peak male diet.

[–] pbsds@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

On the bathroom floor? Mood

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Do not go into that boy's restroom.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's some toxic masculinity

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Damn the logic checks out

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago

I think that's just toxic food.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I fully support people removing themselves from the gene pool by doing this.

[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (6 children)

A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.

Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.

One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.

It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bet you had to guess how it went too

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 22 hours ago

Oh it wasn’t quite that bad, just nausea and a killer hangover Edit: well not just nausea, profuse vomiting, which is probs why it wasn’t worse!

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.

Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everclear with Surge.

ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

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[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bingo! A scientist's meal!

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[–] Toes@ani.social 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it wasn't a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn't taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Excess consumption of red meat is a cancer risk. And excess in this case is over about 100g per day. So even if it would be just beef from a country that doesn't allow hormones and antibiotics to be used in meat production it would still be a risk.

[–] sear@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 day ago

I had 250g per week in mind, which is even lower

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago

“Wheezing the Mince”.

Thank you for that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

God, I miss wheezing the mince. I should call her...

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Come to Germany, we have food safe raw pork. It's amazing, but it is in fact meat.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

That guy is certainly more baboon than man.

What kind of man needs to taste the poor animal in it's raw form? Get the taste of it's once-life in their mouth?

That's why we cook, like civilized people.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe he's iron deficient or something?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I also crave raw red meat but I've never had blood work show I was iron-deficient ... still, a good theory!

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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’ve never lived where 190 proof is legal for sale. CA only had 120 when I was making Limoncello which was kind of annoying.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You could always just learn to distill it yourself. It's super safe and super-

Wait, be right back, I think my garage just exploded.

[–] Ravel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago

I tried but now I'm blind after my first sip. Is that temporary?

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

95% abv in non- freedom units

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Religious people make the stupidest rules.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it a religious thing? Always assumed it was a product safety rule to try and prevent unintentional alcohol poisoning.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I figured it was to prevent intentional alcohol poisoning

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's called beef tartare and it's a delicacy.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.

80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You never know who could take it seriously nowadays.

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