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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (6 children)

A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.

Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everclear with Surge.

ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bet you had to guess how it went too

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

We've been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.

Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.

One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.

It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

We used to mix it with sugar free koolaide

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[–] Toes@ani.social 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)

well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it wasn't a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn't taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Excess consumption of red meat is a cancer risk. And excess in this case is over about 100g per day. So even if it would be just beef from a country that doesn't allow hormones and antibiotics to be used in meat production it would still be a risk.

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't care about cancer if your retirement plan is to die in war with China

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 51 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 months ago

“Wheezing the Mince”.

Thank you for that.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

That guy is certainly more baboon than man.

What kind of man needs to taste the poor animal in it's raw form? Get the taste of it's once-life in their mouth?

That's why we cook, like civilized people.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Come to Germany, we have food safe raw pork. It's amazing, but it is in fact meat.

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[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bingo! A scientist's meal!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, if you like raw meat.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's some toxic masculinity

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Damn the logic checks out

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago

I think that's just toxic food.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I fully support people removing themselves from the gene pool by doing this.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's called beef tartare and it's a delicacy.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.

80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef

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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is a good way to install the new Wormphone™

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

When I was 6 years old I met RFK Jr and he told me the RFK stands for Real Fuckin' Kool and I knew from that moment that anyone who spells cool with a K is a total wanker.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Do not go into that boy's restroom.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble

[–] raven@lemmy.org 3 points 2 months ago

Peak male diet.

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
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