Also stay away from every machine that has fine details. Because those are a pain in the ass to clean.
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Just make a sandwich, problem solved.
Unironically though, stuff like pre-made potato salad is why i never cook. Why would i cook if there's delicious pre-made stuff out there? It feels like a waste of time, especially considering i'd be cooking for 1 person only. That's so wasteful.
If you mean, like, stuff made from fresh ingredients at the grocery store, I'll agree, it's the same stuff that you'd end up making. If it's containerized, there's the whole addition of ingredients for the sake of preservation, and some of that might be worth avoiding.
And so all things equal in the meal, just cost. Buying potato salad is probably more expensive than buying it's parts, although then it's probably not more expensive than starting new versus always having mayo in the fridge, that kinda thing.
I love potatoes but I honestly don't love potato salad.
If it’s containerized, there’s the whole addition of ingredients for the sake of preservation, and some of that might be worth avoiding.
Thankfully the EU has a law that requires all ingredients of pre-made products to be listed. So you know exactly what is in it.
Lukewarm take: if you don't make some effort to clean up to have less of a mess while you cook, you're not competent enough to be in the kitchen.
~Just my opinion; don't burn me at the stake.~
You have to spend time in the kitchen to develop competence.
Very true, but I submit that the wisdom of "clean as you cook" is obvious on day 2.
Agreed, came here to say this. Clean as you cook. Not always super easy or possible, but if you're waiting for something to finish/warm up/cool down/whatever, you can probably wash a cutting board or some spoons or something
Or do what I do and wash things as you cook only to realize that you're going to need the thing you washed to finish whatever you're making. You get to do 3x the cleaning per 1x cooking.
This is easily avoided by doing a tiny bit of thinking with a pinch of foresight.
I am not a smart person.
Yup, this and fill the sink up with hot water feeling all smug to then realise I didn't rinse the rice.
It's really just an amortization, or perhaps, an atomization of effort; sadly many don't really value the benefits of that behavior.
Well...you're not wrong, but it's not like we get a choice at the end of the day.
People lucky enough to not need a kitchen are few and far between.
Did you reply to the wrong comment?
I'm sure it's respone to this take
you're not competent enough to be in the kitchen.
A lot of people are not in the kitchen for passion or profession, but for necessity so it's only natural you'll get sentiments similar to the OP.
Slow cookers have entered the chat.
90% of slow cooker recipes:
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Ingredients
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Put in slow cooker
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Cook for 4-8 hours
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Eat for a week
Clean out the slow cooker crock and maybe a cutting board. God-tier appliance and cooking method.
I use my slow cooker here and there for convenience, but I feel like no matter what I put in it, it just tastes like slow cooker. Not that it's bad, but strangely similar even when I use completely different ingredients.
Agreed. The real slow-cooker superpower is where it cooks dinner for you while you're away at work, letting you come home to a hot meal.
I love throwing food into a slow cooker, doing something else, and then tada! Food! The best.
Instant pot does this but in 30 minutes tops.
Except you can't have raw meat sitting for 7 hours until an insta pot turns on 1hr before you get home.
Most of them also have a slow cook feature as well.
I actually toyed with the idea of making a YouTube channel dedicated to recreating food from other channels and only showing the clean-up. Like "thanks for the tip Babish now I get to scrape off sticky eldritch bullshit from a ridiculously tiny whisk AGAIN" and "we're going to soak these plates for at least an hour because we fell asleep as soon as the guests left and the sauce hardened into concrete".
Any YouTube money would've gone into a dishwasher fund. I would've reviewed the dishwasher after buying it and that would've been the last video on the channel.
I'd watch that religiously.
DO THAT
This is the kind of idea that works and actually makes your chanel relatively popular.
Throw in effective cleaning tips for the worst stuck-on crud, and I'm there. Acids, abrasives, bleach, ammonia, detergents, brillo, scotch-brite, magic erasers, scrapers, heat, cold^1^, steam... they all have their place but a lot of people aren't aware of the best tool for the job. Plus there's already people watching power washing, lawn mowing, and snow removal on youtube - the audience is already there for a clean sink.
I would’ve reviewed the dishwasher after buying it and that would’ve been the last video on the channel.
That's begging for a collab with Technology Connections.
^1^ - throw bacon grease into a ceramic coffee mug and refrigerate; other materials may not handle the temperature shock and break. After it's set it's easily used as a cooking fat. Also, it's now solid enough to sit in the kitchen garbage without leaking everywhere.
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There's a big difference between my post-cook mess and my partner's.
I clean as I go; not even a hassle. They leave it all to the end; monumental post-meal dread.
A lot of it depends on the recipe. Dishes like Japanese cream stew or beef bourguignon have lots of prep but end with slow-cooking in a single pan, so you have plenty of time to clean before dinner is served.
Compared to something like, I dunno, steak with scratch-made bernaise sauce and buttered kale - it all comes together at the end very quickly, so you'll have pans and measuring jugs and ingredients on the counter right until the moment you plate-up. No time to clean as you go.
I often choose what to cook purely on the basis of how much mess there will be at the end, because I hate clean-up!
I completely agree. I'm a clean-as-you-go type guy, but sometimes you still end up with a mess, especially if the meal has multiple components that come together at end.
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Why does everyone not understand the value of clean-as-you-go? So much better.
I want to eat sooner
It doesn't take any extra time, it's just kerping busy in your down time. Waiting for water to boil? Wipe the counter. Waiting for your steak to sear? Clean the cutting board and throw away any bits left over. Baking anything? Well there's plenty of time before it's ready.
Waiting for water to boil? Chop some veg. Waiting for steak to sear? Get the plates out of the cupboard. Baking anything? Then putting it in the oven is usually the final step, and all the mess has already been made.
I'm filling the waiting time with other tasks already.
Not trying to argue so please please dont take it that way, just wanted to add anecdotally that my wife says the same thing, yet more often than not when I pass the kitchen the waiting time thats allegedly being used for other cooking related tasks and cannot be reallocated to cleaning as she goes is actually being used to surf Insta, Pinterest, or Etsi lol
And also to be extra clear, I could care less what she does when she's cooking dinner up to and until the point that the deal is that she cooks and I clean. Since I genuinely do clean as I go when im cooking and she's cleaning, I feel like she's violating the terms of our agreement when her cleaning up behind me always only takes her 10 minutes yet whenever im cleaning up behind her Im dealing with so many pots and pans that the water heater gets tapped out halfway through and im still standing in front of the sink over an hour after I started cleaning up the unholy tragedy that is often left behind in her wake.
When two people are cooking the same basic meal and the cleanup time is orders of magnitude higher depending on who is cooking the meal, thats a conversation worth having in my book lol
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It’s a skill. It’s like once you figure out how to make sure everything gets done at the same time then you can start working on cleaning as you go. It’s one of those things that seems obvious if you cook a lot, but impossible if you’re just starting.
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One of the things I consider when choosing a new recipe is how many different pots and bowls are involved, and how many things have to come together at the end; I like to minimize them to keep the amount of work and cleaning low. My wife has a knack for choosing ones that maximize those things, and there's always so much more to do. I love a one-pot meal.
This is why the one who does the cooking should do the dishes.
When I am done cooking?
The only dishes are the plates we eat off of, and the utensils.
It is not difficult to clean as you go .
My wife somehow uses every single pot, pan, cutting board, and cooking utensil we own. Like good damn it was just a grilled cheese. What happened
So the rule should be that whoever cooks also cleans everything that can be cleaned before serving. The other person cleans up after you're done eating.
I personally find that cleaning up afterwards is much harder even if there are fewer dishes, so it feels like a fair deal.
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If they can write a 7 paragraph story about their dying grandmas old family recipes, they can show us the mess.
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