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Trans women supremacy. Since our dicks are clearly bigger we are allowed to say that his dick is small.
Hurtful
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When you pull out your cock she seems so unphased, then she wips out her and you think "oh my days"
Clits can be over 10cm.
Clitoromegaly
How can this be true if it's not a category on PornHub?
Ah, the scientific name for the good ol' T-dick (thats how I see trans men referring to this when they are long enough in Testosterone).
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That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.
Really isn't. I'm not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it's awesome. Doesn't hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.
don't look at hyenas
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Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long.. that's the average man's penis size
This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse
Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.
Yeah. Because they eat out!
Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.
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Well, not in every case :)
You'd be surprised what some girls pack
I may not have a large dick, but I'm technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women
look at that spin
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If she said that she's toxic. Same as with men saying "I wish you had bigger boobs". So if she says that, it's a red flag and you need to go!
TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?
Wow, OP, your post history is just...something special. This one in particular.
My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you're interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I'm in.
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I've never been told my dick is small by a woman who hadn't already told me it was big. This leads me to have two competing hypotheses about the size of my penis. It either:
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undergoes a cycle of drastic size changes that follows a sawtooth function, gradually decreasing throughout a relationship to a minimum during the relationship-ending argument only to instantly shoot back up to a maximum upon getting with the next chick, or it:
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Remains a consistent normal size while a series of women repeatedly told the same set of contradictory lies as a method of manipulating my feelings one way and then another.
Now to design an experimental apparatus to test these hypotheses.
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Listen, I'd trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.
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I like to compare it to boob size since that also something woman naturally don't have control over.
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