The, "fuck it I have beer" beer
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RELATED COMMUNITIES:
"I'm at home petting my cat" beer (which is almost every beer!) lol but for real, a "just loading up games with my buddy on my day off" beer is super good. Actually, evening of my last day before a day off is even better.
A beer with my Pop.
I'd like to think all this was over the course of the same day
This is a very particular beer, but the “after hauling and securing a boat at 2am with your boss because you’re a tide dependent yard” beer. Those were my favourites.
Seriously though, anytime we had a haul outside of regular working hours we’d all go sit in the back after and have a beer or pop or whatever and shoot the shit. It was nice times.
That one bottle in a Serbian farmers ass in 1985 that hit so hard a country collapsed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
The "I just woke up and am thirsty" beer.
The just successfully fixed the car after a long day/weekend of greasy work beer
The "pass out and wake up to find your jujutsu senseis about to draw a dick on your face with a Sharpie" beer(s)
Breakfast beer.
The "I'm the first at the pub and waiting for everyone else beer."
The "guess I'm an alcoholic" beer.
Train beer.
Beer I get on the last day of a work trip by myself and tomorrow morning I fly home to my spouse I haven't seen in a week
(They don't let me drink)