Based on that * looks like he might be adding more songs to that list. π
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Time to add cbat
He was in high school, Iβm sure he could be finished in 3 minutes. No need for more songs
Damn, y'all young
This. That song came out yesterday.
Seriously, I remember doing an audio-focuaed tech demo to some basic PM whose favorite band was Imagine Dragons and at the time wondering how much life was left in my career
I've been hearing people rip on Imagine Dragons forever but I had no idea what their music sounded like, so I went and did a deep dive on them a couple of years ago. I was like "wait a minute, I've heard all of these songs -- how is that possible?" Then I realized I've heard them all while grocery shopping late at night.
It all started with that stupid stomp-clap phase they had
Iβve got a product demo presentation to give about this time tomorrow. Iβm not sure if our soulless corporate music is any better.
I donβt feel old, but I see this old guy in the mirror.
Oh, hello, me.
I made the mistake of preloading classical music. Nobody but nerds and perverts likes Mozart, apparently.
If you can, just play what you like. Expose them to a tiny bit of reality.
Boy, do I have music for you. But, judging by the timestamp, it's a bit too late.
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Yeah it's not like it's 14 years old or something like that!
I'm so old, I recognize all the jokes about how shitty Imagine Dragons as the jokes about Nickelback.
I'm trying to think of which band was the early '80s equivalent of Nickelback. I'd probably say Journey but today's kids wouldn't believe it since their reputation has improved recently.
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As a fellow old, I gotta say - actually, yeah.
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Why go to the effort of creating a playlist when you only need one song?
Sad that I knew what it was before clicking
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I've fucked to Radioactive.
Not great. Pretty sure it wasn't the song tho, but I don't think it helped.
Clearly should've used cbat
It reduced like 69 sex points before you even got out of your pants. Sorry.
Fools not realizing the best sex music is and always will be Deftones.
i keep saying this. that man's voice does things.
This voice? π©
Didn't know there was a Chino emoji!
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I don't know what everybody's laughing about, it's not a good song for sex but it's perfectly fine for potential sex.
Yeah, everybody knows you play "Thunder" during sex. Sheesh!
doot doodoot doot doodoodoot doot
CBAT - Hudson Mohawke
Are they going to update the playlist?
The star in the window title suggests that they have already made edits to the file that still need to be saved.
nah that's just MS saying you've changed the file because you've observed it
Copilot has helpfully added rich text formatting in a proprietary way specifically designed to lock other programs out of ever interacting usefully with the file.
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I dated someone in the 90's who later became a cable tv celebrity. I remember that White Zombie's Thrust! was part of the sex playlist. Now everytime I see them on TV all I can think of is busting multiple rubbers while pounding to Thrust!.
Good times.
Only time βSexβ and βImagine Dragonsβ have ever appeared on the same document together
You clearly havenβt heard of furries. Those kids imagine dragons doing all sorts of things!
Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face.
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Cbat
checks own teenaged list and sees Beautiful by HIM and 'that paradise song from Starship Troopers'
Fuck I feel old now.
Deftones is actually goated for sex. Theyre also just really good in general but yeah you get it
Rahhh, shove it, shove it, shove it!
High school? Radioactive from Imagine Dragons? He says it like it was 10 tears ago dude....
Edit: Oh fuck...
New meaning for "banger"
Thankfully all of mine have disappeared in one way or another, so I am safe from any potential embarrassment.
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