This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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And no more than that. There's a queue now...
Except next to pools, no one should run there
Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones
You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
Python, for badassness.
Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
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I hope they’re doing it with AI for faster development. Now that Claude is open source, there’s no excuse to refuse progress anymore!
Only Claude's frontend leaked, not the models
To which Anthropic answered by open sourcing the whole thing under AGPL. Didn't you see the news?
I don't want AGPL. I will use claude to rewrite it and license it MIT since that's peachy and legal now.
April 1?
Yeah! April number one!
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What did Rust do to FFmpeg to make them so mad lol
Ah, just realized what day it is
East Coast here, it's not even midnight for another 4 minutes!
The world doesnt only exist within the US timezone ;)
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I guess not rust itself, but people telling them to switch to rust over and over again. They use a lot of assembly magic to get good performance, they aren't in C land.
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The person behind their twitter account is a notorious shitter.
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Are rustaceans cantankerous?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
(Yeah, AI slop from the early days when I was checking it out.)
I'll be damned.
Now we just need to find out if the bear's Catholic, and we'll be set.
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It's over 1.1k comments already, all the rusties fuming 🤣
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Rust should switch to ffmpeg!
Further proof that this is the shittiest holiday only celebrated by the most insufferable.
Was jokingly going to suggest a WASM version. But then: https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
I'm only asking this half jokingly, what the fuck?
Makes it portable across architectures while also providing sandboxing.
The fedi software I use (GoToSocial) runs both ffmpeg (Sorry, ffmpreg) and sqlite through WASM, also makes it easier to integrate it with Go code apparently.
WASM is great :) unironically
everything should switch to wasm. i'm not saying this because of arbitrarily. it's just very well thought-through. wasm automatically provides portability, sandboxing, and integration with other languages.
like, one of the things i still don't understand is why we don't have automatic sandboxing for every application. like, when i download and run a new game from steam, why isn't it automatically put in a sandbox? Why does it have full read/write access to my entire disk? i don't like that at all...
Converting everything to wasm would solve that automatically, and very easily on top of that.
Reminder that Fabrice Bellard, who originally wrote FFMpeg (and QEMU), also made JSLinux, currently based on his other PC emulator TinyEMU and using WASM.
Huh, I guess the person who runs FFmpeg's Xitter account must live in western Europe (UTC+1:00).
So begins the festival of fools.
Just make a rust fork of ffmpeg, it can be ffmpreg.
Pfft; rewrite it in DHTML and ActiveX.
Visual Basic isn't dead ... it's just resting!
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