- Live in America
- Have enough money to become immune to legal repercussions
- Do whatever you want, knowing you'll never have to face any sort of real punishment for it
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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Live in America
Regret it everyday
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Die, I guess
Die from a treatable but financially crippling disease that would have been covered by a public health system anywhere else.
Ftfy
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Be born rich
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Spend the rest of your life falling up stairs
If "the other side" actually wanted to prosecute the kid fucker they would have done so during the Biden administration.
He was found guilty of a felony and the allotted punishment was... LITERALLY NOTHING
It's always funny how absolutely nothing happened to judges who let Trump off and the electors who elected Trump against the vote of the people. Such democracy, wow.
He has the biggest stick in the world, but he doesn't meet the strength, intelligence, or wisdom requirements to wield it, so when he uses it it degrades faster than normal and doesn't work.
He has the biggest stick in the world, but he doesn’t meet the strength, intelligence, or wisdom requirements to wield it
Trump with more competency would be a different kind of disastrous. Better military leadership, a broader global alliance, and more effective (ie, not the AI slop) weaponry would just mean another Libya or Syria instead of an Iranian state that's held firm.
Trump with more intelligence would have meant doing an Obama-style Stuxnet attack or a new and more pernicious sabotage/infiltration operation. One that would further destabilize society in Iran until it was ripe for collapse, a la Yugoslavia or modern day Cuba.
Trump with more wisdom would have meant not doing any of this shit to begin with. The wisest thing to do with a The Biggest Stick is to cast it into the fire. Destroy it. Trump's not the first President to become seduced by the mad whispers of a dozen different Pentagon analysts and John Bolton minded strategists. Iran is ultimately just a repeat of Iraq and Afghanistan, Vietnam and Korea. Our imperialism is a cancer upon the planet and the source of our own social decay.
when he uses it it degrades faster than normal and doesn’t work
When anyone uses it, all it can do is degrade society and undermine long-term socio-economic goals. To war is to splatter yourself with the blood of your neighbors. You can never justify it, in the end. You can never war "correctly".
It isn't as big as it used to be by comparison. Power creep is a removed
Pretty good, but the Dems are equally rudderless and won't prosecute, just like last time.
it's wild to me that they're considered progressive when like. my aunt is literally an old white bitch that romanticizes the kennedys as "american royalty." Like don't get me wrong they're way better but like in the sense that they don't want to just like. Shoot me. They still want me to know my place as a peasant. They're not gonna do anything that's going to risk them actively losing any power in the normal electional way. They're just crossing their fingers that the other guys won't just like. Start shooting. We're reaching the point where it's the dems that are regressive in that they want everything to stay the same and it's the alt right that's pushing for change. It's terrifying genocidal change but it's attractive to a certain segment of the population on the sole merit that at least it's technically change.
I like that last one ... but I doubt Democrats will do anything at this point. Dems are just Republicans that still play make believe and sort of pretend to care about people.
That last part was interesting to me. Every president since Eisenhower, every single one, no exceptions (none), was a war criminal. Has any administration ever prosecuted a previous one for war crimes?
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Ally yourself with whoever you spoke to last.
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Do diplomacy by shouting in public and assuming the message will reach your enemy.
There's another, even dumber world where Trump has such a great visit to Iran, we team up to invade greenland.
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AFAIK, The only blackmail we've seen in the 2% of epstein files that were released was blackmailing Gates to cover up how he gave his wife an STD. It seems like they were simply ideologically and materially aligned with Israel.