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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I did not give consent to be touched.

Sudo touch

(Very rapey)

[–] FUsername@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Then you will not be very happy to learn, that in Linux you can get fingered. I the fingerer is gentle, they might even use the pinky.

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Funny, haven't had to do that since 1991....

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 150 points 1 week ago (2 children)

god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Shouldn't we get to know each other first?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (5 children)

chmod -R 777 me

Do whatever you want to me.

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

cd stomach && ls -a

cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie

cd ..

pwd

ls

ls -a

du -dh --max-depth=2

rm -rf appendix

echo hello world

cd ~/ ^C

rm -rf /*

^D

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This incident will be reported.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

From what logs?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Recursive? I hope you don't have children

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understood that more as "what's inside me".

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

This makes 007 seem like a wanker.

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[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 86 points 1 week ago

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 78 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

oh yeah you gotta mount that hard drive baby... fsck it real good until it gives you what you need... if you're not sure how to handle it ask the man for instructions...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You don’t have to mansplain

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

It isn't women's fault that you don't understand technical conversation

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 6 days ago

but... but... that's what the man is for... that's all the man knows how to do...

[–] Damage@feddit.it 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] night_petal@piefed.social 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

I use the mnemonic "extract ze file" for tar -xzf

[–] jacecomix@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

It should, as long as you don't try to abbreviate it as tar -h though... the short form is tar -? which illustrates the joke nicely

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I'd use tar -help and we'd all die

[–] darklamer@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn't guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it's worth a shot.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago
[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would upvote but 'unzip'? We only 'gunzip' or 'tar xz' here.

> tar xz
> looks inside
> not xz

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[–] bright@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Dojan@pawb.social 53 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] bright@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

Holy shit you have to be kidding me.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

This is so embarassing

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[–] vogi@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago

not as rar as you might hope it to be.

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