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Much like shower sex, all the lube gets washed away. Shower head is still top tier though.
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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An early Family Guy episode had a relevant quote:
Why is everything that would be wet dry and everything that should be dry wet?!
You just need silicone lube. You have to wash that off with soap. Works very nicely.
Also a dream for shaving your nethers, as again it doesn't wash off easily.
Yeah, exactly, silicon lube works for showers/underwater. It'll still get washed away eventually, but it takes much longer, and still retains a fair bit of lubrication.
I have had no issues in a pool, hot tub, or shower and cannot relate with these memes.
May your moisture forever be abundant & your fluids flow freely my friend🖖
Might be an (almost) uniquely american meme for the circumcized?
I am circumcised.
Maybe the dryness is because of condoms limiting lubrication to one person?
You are supposed to use silicone lube, then it does not get washed away.
A pool full of lube?
I know this is most likely a sign at a hotel, but I can't stop thinking of like a YMCA or neighborhood pool having rooms just for fucking.
This would be a more responsible use of my tax dollars than like half of what I read about in the news tbh
The Village People were right, it is fun to stay there!
So sex without passion is OK?
✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤
I'm glad we were able to communicate the rules to the Tik-Tok generation.
✅ = 👦🧒🤳📲
Time to teach these kids a lesson
❌=🫱🍑🫲
🫱⭕🫲
Keptember 65 3078.
Hold on guys! I think I've solved the ancient language! The green thing that looks like ordinary cuprous plasma (unlike cupric plasma, which is blue) tells us the direction change and proportionality constant of the universe in that decade.
Back then body parts were still being figured out in relation to writing pads like the ones babies use today to communicate simple warp drive commands like galaxy avoidance as depicted in that poorly constructed device.
Now, if we extract the vroskian vectors and the devide out the signal with the transitory percol......
✅ = 🤌🍕🍝😫
Angry sex can be pretty damn passio... dammit.
You're banned from the pool!
Just like the Bible intended blasphemer!
Use oil or silicone based lube and apply generously before getting wet, you're welcome!
Ive got a new game for shitpost hornyposts. I try and guess if its violet again before clicking to see.
Im right like 9/10 times.
It's only human nature to do it in the forbidden area.
"In the forbidden area" 🤭
That's not the reason for the sign though.
Sex is not necessarely penetration. 69 in a large shower is a bliss !
That's one way of staying hydrated
@OP I see that exact sign at a hot springs community in soerraville! That's neat.
*Sad Zerg noises*