this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2026
365 points (98.7% liked)

196

6097 readers
2755 users here now

Community Rules

You must post before you leave

Be nice. Assume others have good intent (within reason).

Block or ignore posts, comments, and users that irritate you in some way rather than engaging. Report if they are actually breaking community rules.

Use content warnings and/or mark as NSFW when appropriate. Most posts with content warnings likely need to be marked NSFW.

Most 196 posts are memes, shitposts, cute images, or even just recent things that happened, etc. There is no real theme, but try to avoid posts that are very inflammatory, offensive, very low quality, or very "off topic".

Bigotry is not allowed, this includes (but is not limited to): Homophobia, Transphobia, Racism, Sexism, Abelism, Classism, or discrimination based on things like Ethnicity, Nationality, Language, or Religion.

Avoid shilling for corporations, posting advertisements, or promoting exploitation of workers.

Proselytization, support, or defense of authoritarianism is not welcome. This includes but is not limited to: imperialism, nationalism, genocide denial, ethnic or racial supremacy, fascism, Nazism, Marxism-Leninism, Maoism, etc.

Avoid AI generated content.

Avoid misinformation.

Avoid incomprehensible posts.

No threats or personal attacks.

No spam.

Moderator Guidelines

Moderator Guidelines

  • Don’t be mean to users. Be gentle or neutral.
  • Most moderator actions which have a modlog message should include your username.
  • When in doubt about whether or not a user is problematic, send them a DM.
  • Don’t waste time debating/arguing with problematic users.
  • Assume the best, but don’t tolerate sealioning/just asking questions/concern trolling.
  • Ask another mod to take over cases you struggle with, if you get tired, or when things get personal.
  • Ask the other mods for advice when things get complicated.
  • Share everything you do in the mod matrix, both so several mods aren't unknowingly handling the same issues, but also so you can receive feedback on what you intend to do.
  • Don't rush mod actions. If a case doesn't need to be handled right away, consider taking a short break before getting to it. This is to say, cool down and make room for feedback.
  • Don’t perform too much moderation in the comments, except if you want a verdict to be public or to ask people to dial a convo down/stop. Single comment warnings are okay.
  • Send users concise DMs about verdicts about them, such as bans etc, except in cases where it is clear we don’t want them at all, such as obvious transphobes. No need to notify someone they haven’t been banned of course.
  • Explain to a user why their behavior is problematic and how it is distressing others rather than engage with whatever they are saying. Ask them to avoid this in the future and send them packing if they do not comply.
  • First warn users, then temp ban them, then finally perma ban them when they break the rules or act inappropriately. Skip steps if necessary.
  • Use neutral statements like “this statement can be considered transphobic” rather than “you are being transphobic”.
  • No large decisions or actions without community input (polls or meta posts f.ex.).
  • Large internal decisions (such as ousting a mod) might require a vote, needing more than 50% of the votes to pass. Also consider asking the community for feedback.
  • Remember you are a voluntary moderator. You don’t get paid. Take a break when you need one. Perhaps ask another moderator to step in if necessary.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 43 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 33 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I have a penis. I started sitting down to pee about 15 years ago. It's much cleaner, eliminates the splash ring issue. I highly recommend it.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer to see the pee, as a diagnostic status update.

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

⚠️STATUS UPDATED, PEEING COMMENCES⚠️

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 10 points 8 hours ago

At home, sure. Am less inclined in public toilets

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 43 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Yeah, someone said no when a woman asked to touch their penis. Totally realistic.

Yes, you can hold it when I pee. Yes, you can hold it while I'm making sandwiches. Yes, you can hold it while we're on the VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure...

[–] miked@piefed.social 23 points 16 hours ago

It was her place so I said yes. I didn't care where it went. She did just fine

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Let an ex do that once, she did not know how to aim :(

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Hope you were at her place

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Hope someone with a less loathsome names asks me that!

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I wish, and it was early college, so I was sharing the bathroom with 3 other dudes. Had to fully clean the barely-passable toilet and a 2 foot block around it!

I've heard the shower is the best place to try this particular maneuver, and wholeheartedly agree

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world -2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Damn I forgot I should use my government name on the internet which is very serious

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 75 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all

[–] GorGor@startrek.website 62 points 20 hours ago

truth. when a girl gets their chance to write their name they stop paying attention to things like dont point it at my fucking shoe.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 19 hours ago

Even across two men, probably.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I've never realized I want to do this.

Brb.

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 28 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Have done. Is fun.

Also, a She Wee or similar device is a decent alternative for vulva having folks to pee standing up.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I'm seriously going to ask my husband if I can when I get home lol

The She Wee!! What an amazing tool!

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago

Keep us updated please

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 12 points 17 hours ago

lol it’s been like 20 years since I did that. I hope your husband gets a good chuckle at it too.

She Wees are great for traveling and hiking!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Just follow him to the bathroom, odds are pretty decent that he'll ask if you wanna hold it for him.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 24 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Worse they can say is no, right?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No.

There are far far worse.

We're getting a divorce.

I'm calling the police.

Wait until you mother hears what you just asked.

etc.

;D

[If you think that's lame... I pulled my punch. Scared of saying the more monstrous things that could be said.]

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

🫂

not your fault man. I'll be here for you ✊️😔

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They could get scared and helicopter that shit all over the room and you. Like a Jackson Pollock painting.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I expect no less account of experience from MeatPilot, themself

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think worst case you end up with a piss covered wall.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hey. Some times you have to trust

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

"Trust me Jarvis, holding their dick to pee is CRITICAL to the plot."

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I dunno what man is saying no to their partner grabbing onto their junk

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

From what I've seen, boners and trying to piss don't play well together lol

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

They don’t. I will sometimes have to sit down and lean over to get mine aimed safely into the bowl when I wake up with a rager.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 1 points 8 hours ago

A couple of times I've grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 18 hours ago

Another lie pushed by Big Porn smh

I was expecting to be covered in a golden shower, not an intermittent stream because he kept getting hard again hahaha

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don't let my partners just go for it but maybe I'm an asshole

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Hey it’s your junk. Gotta have boundaries.

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago

I agree. Maybe she's a bad aim. Still worth it.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Why "no"? Or am I just starved for penis attention?

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If there's a "babe" holding it, I'm not going to be able to pee.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 10 points 18 hours ago

I can't even pee when someone else is in the same public restroom. I can't imagine trying to do it while someone's actively touching it.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

And to contact the dead you need a Weeja board.