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[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Joined Lemmy and was randomly adding communities. Started getting random memes coming through and that’s when I found out what a “bussy” was.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

It’s a nickname for a bus. As in a children’s school bussy

It’s a joke don’t kill me

[–] riskable@programming.dev 181 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I browse "All" most of the time and the Femcel Memes show up pretty regularly. It's not like this gif though. It's more like watching a super interesting science experiment.

"Ah, yes. I see. I see. How interesting!"

My scientific notes so far:

  • They crave cuddles. It's almost like a cuddle-based economy.
[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 138 points 4 days ago (21 children)

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can! I'm disgusted by other people touching me. I'm more like those shy cats that hide under the furniture if you try to pet them, and only come hang out next to you if you leave them alone

(and yes it's 'tism)

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can crave cuddles and be disgusted by other human beings at the same time.

It's called I have a person, and only that person may touch me. And the cat. The cat too.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Understandable, yes! I lack that too though, I just don't like to be touched nor touch others, and I do not desire it either. I do like to pet... or I guess more like poke and pat animals (though there's specific conditions for what type of fur I will tolerate touching), but that's about it. I can hug my dog but that's about the extend of it. I also have problems with my own limbs touching each other or my torso which causes more issues honestly. "Touch starved" is something I simply don't understand lmao

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[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just took an NFPA 70E electrical safety course, and the instructor was talking about how electricians love to cuddle.

I thought it was weird for a sec, then I remembered the last time I opened an electrical panel with someone else nearby. Then I remembered every other time I opened an electrical panel with other people nearby. Then I remembered all the times that I was all the other people nearby.

Then he showed us a video of an arc flash with 3 people inside the panel, and then there was nobody nearby.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 days ago

Arc flashes are nature’s way of saying cuddle time is over.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

People who are touch averse.

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 54 points 4 days ago (40 children)

Another note is that they seem to all be autistic, with many of them exhibiting symptoms of severe depression. Most are also trans lesbians. Many seem to be cat/fox/puppygirls.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Conclusion: headpats are in order

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[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I don't want to upvote and intrude on their shit but they're funny

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As long as it's ironic. Actual female incels are every bit as bad as their male counterparts.

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

pretty sure female incels have never shot up a school or massage parlor, but I personally don't need to put people on some kind of badness hierarchy

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[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago

same! I love femcel memes. The lesbian ones are pretty funny too but it's the same thing. It's not my space to yap in, but I'm going to save that meme and share it with my friends.

I think you're fine. It's more of a vibe and if you identify with it you're welcome. As opposed to womenstuff that is very much exclusive.

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Oh these comments are going to go to helpful places I'm sure.

[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love the femcel memes people. What scares me is if Violet08 finds them, I think together they would be too powerful.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, but violet gets laid tho

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like femcelmemes and all the posters there. It’s like tumblr, but with fewer chips on shoulders

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 75 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh don’t get me wrong, they’re a fantastic, mutually supportive community. I just didn’t realize what I was walking into at first. It was like entering a club I had no business entering.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Somehow read this at first as “straight German man” and it still made sense.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Ja, hier, guten Tag.

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[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Coming here after the post was changed to be a gif of puppies chasing a little kid, reading the comments really confused me until I realized what happened

Edit: lol never mind my app wasn't showing me the full height gif

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Awruff arf :3

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I stumbled upon a conversation about violence against women on Twitter once. The lady spearheading it was of strong opinions against men. Yes, violence against women is abhorrent, and those responsible should be held accountable. Women have the right to be safe.

But ... she seemed to be blaming every man on Earth, going so far as to call for their eradication.

I happened to make the innocent (yes, truly, I'd never heard or used the statement before), that 'not all men' are like the scumbags who commit violence against women.

Well ... !

"FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOT ALL MEN BULLSHIT, YOU MYSOGYNIST TROLL CUNT!" And further robust exclamations and accusations of that nature ensued.

Educated as to the limitations of my knowledge in this area, I decided to withdraw from the conversation.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

don't understand how that relates to femcel memes though

Isn't a femcel a type of battery?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Civil discourse dies on twitter. The algo demands "engagement".

Also, the absolute irony of using Elon Musk's platform to push a progressive or faux-progressive view point.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was just there, looking at a meme that I didn't understand, with comments that I not only didn't understand, but don't even comprehend how they relate to the post.

I really try to be understanding and tolerant of all perspectives, but don't think I've ever felt more disoriented in my life. It was totally alien to me.

I chose not to engage, because I couldn't even figure out what the fuck was going on.

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