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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

In Uno if you have a shitload of wild/+4 cards it DOES mean you can fuck everything up for the other players though.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 138 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Trump is also holding the cards backwards.

Also, I've not played with every Uno deck, but all of the ones I've played with, the wild cards all have the same basic design. But his wild cards have several different designs.

And in a real game of Uno, if someone has a bunch of wilds, people just hit them with a ton of Draw 2s.

So to summarize, Trump's deck was stacked. He was dealt an amazing hand. But it turns out that whoever stacked the deck cheated and used cards from multiple different decks. The hand only really works if everyone else plays badly and lets Trump win. And then, Trump is so stupid at playing that he doesn't even know which side of the cards are which, and he just declares victory anyways.

Seems like a pretty accurate portrayal.

Those are actually regular sized cards, his tiny hands just make them look oversized by comparison

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love that they had to ai generate this rather than just hold some actual fucking uno cards.

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uno is too big of a number he'd probably get confused

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And it's in mexican and he hates mexicans

If he actually held a deck of Uno cards ICE would arrest him.

...on second thought 🤔

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago

By executive order he is renaming it to “One.”

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

no you don't get it, some of his best friends are mexicans, he just can't stand the language, the food, the music, the culture, the geography, the criminals, the immorality, the smell and whatever else racists who claim to not be racist complain about

or at least that was his stance 2016. nowadays american racists are way more open about being racist. sad times we live in.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago

I wish this meme wasn't so timeless

[–] AmbientDread@piefed.social 34 points 4 days ago

All the cards. None of the marbles.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think it's funny that Trump posted on Truth and that got reposted to twitter and someone reposted it to bluesky so I can see it on Piefed.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

extremely loud and low horns

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

I'm giving all I have, OP's mom!

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago

And I'm replying to your comment on Lemmy.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

... So I guess he's just fine with having tiny baby hands now?

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And half a pinky finger. Nobody holds cards with the pinky on the inside of the fan.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Shit I didn't clock that.

Yeah, I hold cards like uh...

Basically like that, pointer finger and thumb doing most of the work, kinda like a fist but with the thumb different, index finger might be involved if I'm fanning or flicking or something.

Yeah, I've not seen anybody actually hold cards in the ... hand shape/configuration, as he's got here.

Guess they've only got the best doing the photoshops these days ...?

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago

Talk about explaining the joke

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can tell this is fake because Trump is to racist to play some mexican card game.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what: they're allll Full Houses!

Puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.

(From Portal 2)

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I play a lot of online Uno, this is what I call a god hand, unless it’s the end of the game this would be an unbeatable hand

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He would still need 6 turns to win. Uno has hella ways to absolutely fuck up your hand in that time span, especially if you show the other players you have nothing but wilds.

Motherfucker about to have 24 cards once the whole tables draw 2+ and wild draw 4+ are piled on him.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

this would be an unbeatable hand

You must really be bad at uno to think this.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Trump has a different way to play uno just like he has a different way to calculate percentage, legal age, and playing 7d chess. That's just how he is, he thinks out of the box.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In Magic: The gathering, it means you'll probably die the next time you draw a card

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

In Yu-Gi-Oh! we would have activated every damn trap card.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Should have used Ticket to Ride cards sheesh

[–] auntieclokwise@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

You assume he's ever played, never mind understands, a game that complicated. Uno is too complicated for him. Tic tac toe is a stretch.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Having a hand full of wildcards can be an easy winning position, all you need to do is figure out the color of one card on the opponent's hand and never pick that color.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Having a hand with one or zero cards is a winninger position. If i walked into vegas and saw two guys playing Uno i would bet my money on the guy holding one card not six counterfeit cards.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

... But what if the guy with the counterfeit cards owns the casino and is also on the verge of bankruptcy, again?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's correct, assuming other guy was smart and saved a wildcard or wild draw 4. Otherwise, the odds are more like 3/4 on the cheater's favor, unless the non-cheater draws another +4 or a +1/+2 that matches the color the cheater is saying.

Or the cheater sucks and doesn't say UNO when he gets to the last card.