Political Memes

I’m in a rehab hospital for alcoholism. Im the smartest patient here! Also it just opened and I’m the first patient here. First and best. You won’t see them print that in the papers tho. Terrible people.

No one has ever completed the program here. I’ll be the first to ever do that. First in the world. They don’t hand out medals for that, maybe they should I don’t know. But they don’t so. If they offered me one I’d take it but they don’t do that here. So what are you going to do. But I would take it I think, yeah. I definitely earned it. But maybe we should look into that

Now ask yourself did I ramble because I’m struggling with withdrawals and not thinking clearly, or was I imitating trump?

That’s exactly the problem. It’s hard to tell. It should be easy to tell which. If you don’t know which… that’s kinda bad right?

He has never in his life been the smartest person in the room. His brand of narcissism and shamelessness are somehow a cheat code when dealing with normal human beings. He's like a glitch in the matrix. But in no way is he the smartest in the room.

First time?

LOL. Sure. The Easter bunny and Santa Claus will jail him.

At this point I think it's undeniably obvious that this country is failing and incapable of upholding the law and holding criminals accountable.

I wouldn't expect anything other than continued collapse. Americans would have to be significantly more intelligent than they are to expect more.

I wish reporters would relentlessly ask him basic questions he should know like about the constitution and how the government works. Ask him to define fascism, democracy, fraud, consent. Ask him what narcissism is, and since he claims to be Christian, ask him what Jesus taught.

Imagine the word salad that would follow any one of these questions.

You mean the same media that was instrumental in getting us where we are?

It's not surreal, it's hilarious. Or, it would be if we didn't have a senile old coot running the country, with the help of a simpering staff that kisses his ass every second and tells him he is the smartest human to have ever lived.

No /s, it's actually TRUE.

P.S. That's actually 2 senile old coots in a row, 3 terms of dementia. Who's next? Who's the oldest person in America?

His ramblings remind me of those crap videos people churn out. "You'll never believe the last one! Only a genius can figure it out!"

Thanks, OP is an incomplete quote (missing “…” indicators where redacted)

The claim was the first (squirrel) question is easy and by the 30th question it’s more difficult

We've all been thoroughly conditioned to be confident in the system. Most Democrat voters I know in real life honestly think that in 2028 we'll vote in a Democrat who will fix everything and everything will go back to "normal."

They refuse to see this as being any different than any other embarrassing 4 years of republican presidency. They think all our allies will just write this off and resume trade and military relations, all the environmental and scientific groups will welcome us back with open arms, and we'll all think back on these years and laugh.

To admit otherwise would mean there's more to do than just vote for that same color you've always voted for, and that would be a real hassle.

Does the whole country need to take this test?

Yes. Resoundingly yes. It's so fucking stupid here.

I would vote for any of the replicants over Trump at this point. Even Leon.

I took one after having brain surgery a couple years ago. Was funny to me for a couple reasons:

• I was given 5 words, then after talking to the nurse for a few minutes I had to repeat all 5 words from memory. I told her that I wouldn’t have done well on that pre-surgery. 😅
• When I got the “what animal is this” test and told the nurse that I couldn’t remember if a camel or a dromedary has two humps the nurse basically said “I think we’re good here”

My spouse was naturally less amused than me due to the conditions which necessitated the test.

What is today's date?

I thought they were supposed to start off easy.