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I almost never get texts from friends, which is okay. Because I know we're tight and when we get together it's all cool.
But last night at 1:38 a.m. I get a text from my bud saying hey want to go to the gym with me tomorrow?. Which I didn't see until I awoke.
Dude probably sent that on beer 28.
What's your number? I'll text you. I'm lonely though so you might regret your wish. My texts have been known to get a little verbose.
I have a free texting app which I use for dating, because I don't want crazy women to have my real number up front.
(431) 803-0202
Feel free to shoot a message
Have you seen the TV show Misfits?
waking up to zero missed calls because i answer the phone and talk to telemarketers in my sleep. fortunately i don't have any credit numbers memorized well enough (and never will praise Rustle) to remember them in my sleep.
phone rings
Normal person: "Who?"
Me: "Why?"
I actually now hate getting any form of communication that social convention requires I reply too.
Got my Facebook temporarily disabled. No one contacted me for my bday. It was sad.
When's your bday? I'll try to remember
That’s my default. Me, getting any notification: 🫨oh no now what
I ended up turning off notifications entirely because it always ended up being some bullshit and I was tired of getting my hopes up every time my phone vibrated only for it to be mass text soliciting donations
Its an SMS sent by the government
Happened literally last week. Interrupted my music session twice.
texas sent one of those out. an emergency alert to the entire damn state that someone was hiding out at the libary after shooting at (not hitting) a cop. practically the entire damn state was ready to turn up to help them run away because the text woke them up at 4 am
"indigenous technology"?
Might be weird translation? Probably mean Indian made tech?
Yes?
WTF
It also wouldn't stop vibrating till I clicked 'OK'. 😐
Its called EXTREMELY SEVERE ALERT
🔫👀🔫
You know, there's also a thing called "do not disturb" (it's always on with me and only wifey can get through).
Or the hardcore "airplane mode".
Yep, mine is scheduled hrs b4 bed
At the very least b4 bed...though I love the peace the whole year through 😁
mine turns on 2 hours before bedtime and turns off, uh,
sic 'em Oily! go goob 'em up!
Mission accomplished
That's my brother!!!
You should text him.
It's the best feeling
The real LVP.
The good life
It's called peace
Another day living the dream... aaahhhh.
I think I'll make some tea.
Well, guess who I'm spamming
Me too brodav