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I'm 165cm (5'4")
Everything I say is a short guy thing to say
I can't believe so many men are insecure about being me. I'm me and it's pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring... the cover of mushrooms when it rains... the company of leprechauns... I see only pros and no cons
Ya but I bet you've never felt the abrupt bliss of donking your head on a doorframe.
That dude doesn't even know the pleasure of having his knees jammed into the seat in front of him on a plane.
Does it count if you're running into a vehicle side mirror instead of a doorframe?
That's such a short guy thing to say.
I find the word Champ to be wonderfully patronizing.
"What's got you down, Champ?"
Randomly say "stop mansplaining!" in the middle of a conversation.
You'd better be at least 6'7" before saying most of that to me since it won't make any sense otherwise. But joke's on you anyway since I'd just fall in love
6'7"
6*6'
Yes, 6'7"
This kinda reads as a list of things an obviously butthurt person would say
A chunk of them would just be pretty hilarious to say to me as an obviously big guy
Yeah I'm 6'5 the short memes would be actually funny.
Sorry about the back pain.
Yoga for the last decade works wonders
I don't understand the need for hating on short men and body shaming. We should come together to hate on men for their character.
You wouldn't get it
Went over his head, poor little guy.
This is such a short guy thing to post.
Okay buddy
Did you think apartment would change your hair?
Whatever helps you sleep at night
"OK lil big man"
Sounds more like a list of things someone might be rage baited into saying
Reads like what someone thought would rage bait someone else
Relax, it's not that deep.
act your hair
The water was cold!
You wouldn’t get it
Took me a while to understand that it wasn't a conversation between a woman and a man.
"Ok buddy" is my go-to when someone is raging in a multi-player game
I'm not your buddy, friend.
I am not your friend, guy.
Why tho?
You wouldn't get it
I just don't understand why men don't do fun things with their beards like the 1800s
like c'mon you're telling me you DONT want to shave it into giant kitty whiskers?!?! BOOOORING :/
like look at this photo and tell me that this isn't an unexplored art form
The world was just not ready
Heart shapes at the very least!
idk if i'm built different but i'd laugh at all of these bc they got me good. except sometimes i would answer to the feelings thing with "yes, that hurt" or some shit like that.
Never change
"Jesus, is it your time of the month!?"
"Awwww! Your truck/motorcycle is adorable!"
"Shhhhhhhh...hush."
"Don't worry your pretty little head about it."
"Come on, give me a smile."
What would you post if you were a real shit poster?
Yeah, half of these I wouldn't mind. The other half would make me lose my sense of humor.
"Calm down!"