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[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 9 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Shower at night for yourself, shower in the morning for other people.

There seems to be a misconception that showering at night, getting into a clean bed and waking means you're still clean... The truth is the majority of odours and filth come from you. Sweat, dead skin, other stuff...

These posts are always positioned as a binary, even when you can do both, and there's some nuance to it all.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 0 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

Like, do you brush your teeth in the morning or at night?

But you haven't eaten anything in the night, right?

That's the logic on display here.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

The point being that you are going to bed with a day full of activity/dirt/sweat/stank.

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 minutes ago

50 years of my body being trained to wake up with a shower means never taking one before bed if I actually want to fall asleep. Rare exceptions are made as needed. Sheets get washed and changed several times a week.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago

People are so weird about germs.

[–] Vandalismo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Just shower twice, what are you? french?

[–] projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 50 minutes ago

Yeah, I also look that dirty after a day at my desk at work and watching TV at my home.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I cannot stand going to bed dirty. I always shower before bed. And if my day went poorly, and sometimes it did, fresh clothes and multiple showers during the day. But only once did I ever burn a set of clothes.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

This is how most normal people feel. These threads are like the "stand to wipe" "debate" where it's only a debate among a certain subset of very online people.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

When i wake up, if i had a shower tthr night before, my hair is all rough and greasy and i need to shower again in the morning. So its more efficient to just shower in the morning. Saves water and electricity too.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

You might need to wash your pillow.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

As someone who inherited my German ancestors greasy ass hair, let me tell you it doesn't help. I'll take it over the dry but relatively brittle hair of my Scottish and Irish ancestors, still got the rusty red color and wavyness from em though piss easy to maintain.

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

At least 2 showers most days.

If I had to choose it would be shower before bed though.

Change sheets bi weekly at least.

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

How the hell do you have time for 2 showers a day?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

WFH and my first one is my morning break

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 19 points 3 hours ago

Easily?

Work 8h Sleep 8h Shower 8h

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wash my hands and face and brush hair before going to bed.
Go to the bathroom in the AM and then shower.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Right? People are so fucking weird, like they never heard about washing oneself in the sink...?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

I shower in the morning before bed cuz I'm a 3rd shifter.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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