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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 1 hour ago

Their cat builds a mecha that pulls out a card and successfully pays for it.

The mecha costs more than what they were paying for.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 48 minutes ago

I've always wondered what happens in these situations? I got close one time when I went to buy some stuff at Walmart and my card was dexlined(turns out my card was stolen, spent all my money on tik tok, called bank and charges were reversed in 2 days). I had to leave without getting the food I was trying to buy so it was a little difficult figuring out meals for those 2 days but I survived.

But at a restaurant, I can't give the meal back. I wouldn't assume they just write off the cost. If it was out of my control(like my example above) police should not really need to be involved. I doubt the old story of being forced to wash dishes for the night to pay for the meal is true.

So what actually happens?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's so weird to see the 4chan greentext style of writing on other social media platforms...

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 2 points 35 minutes ago

The greentext format will probably outlive the color green

[–] mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

Huh. Do either of them have a sister? Who's exactly like them? Maybe a twin? Adopted sibling? I'm asking because I'm desperate as fuck and have literally never met anyone exactly like me before