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Most likely, statistically, they're both shitty people.
Grey is faking outrage to get out of the situation
Also green could have meant "thank god you found someone good luck"
I hate people now. Nobody wants to keep their commitments. You can invite people to an event and they will all say yes, until a more enticing thing comes along and the flake on you last minute. If you say yes, be there, tell the other person “sorry I already made plans that day” like an adult
For me the issue is that everyone is always busy.
Me: hey, how about we meet next Friday
Person1: I can only do Sunday from 17 to 19
Person2: I can only do Saturday
Person3: I can do Sunday but from 19 to 21
Person4: I can only do the Friday after that
Or even better, they take 5 days to reply and in the end say something came up.
But once I manage to find the one date that fits most people and plan something people do show up.
Could've been, "Thank God, you found a promising opportunity. Hope it goes well".
No, he said Lmao. She dumped him after he lost his. job.
Did they lose their. job. though?
He probably knew he dodged a goldigger.
Greens response could've meant (s)he had a busy day at work and was glad to put their feet up. The bluntness met have been unintended.
Grey then exploded and made it a problem, showing that green actually dodged a bullet.
(s)he
✨they✨
(t)hey
he ... OR SHE
i think i was referencing a movie or tv show scene when a guy was trying to be progressive and when they were talking about an unknown person, he kept going "he ... OR SHE did this or that"
Counterpoint: Grey’s responses take a solid 30 mins. Green does not bother to clarify what they meant that entire time.
Did green go overboard? Yes. Could grey have communicated at all? Also Yes.
Maybe they died?
Of cringe, checks out
You deserve this
Damn right they deserve to be free from that kind of personality
The one who flaked, and then said that there were better options. I’d respond just like the one who luckily got away.
“Hey, I’m so sorry to do this, but, something came up”.
That's the best answer he gave. Based on the limited, implication based knowledge we have of this conversation we don't even know is real or staged.
Of course it's real, there's literally a photo. The day we can fake things like that will be a dark day indeed.
teal really proved living well is the best revenge.
Grey is definitely in the wrong, that's exactly when you should have used a white lie but they were being a huge dick.
I am for having read this. Doubly for commenting,
Hahaha, sucker!
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wait, shit
Neither one is someone I want to talk to but grey really should've just put the phone down and focused on that promising opportunity
I don't think grey actually has another "opportunity". This feels like a negging tactic to me.
Remind me what negging is again
If I understand it correctly, it’s the use of negative framing of another person’s physical attributes or demeanor, constructed in the hope the receiver of the “negging” has low enough self-esteem to agree with the assessment and will assume the asshole is a person of higher intrinsic worth.
There might be more to it, but I usually just think of it as a form of reverse psychology + emotional abuse.
That's right, thanks. I haven't heard it in awhile
Green has a decent counter play against being snubbed first, but it surely is a dick move versus just saying "okay, cheers".
However, we humans do crave drama, and I've been entertained, so I think in the grand scheme of things, as a miniature Shakespearean tragic comedy, I will allow for it to be cosmically more good than bad. Perhaps they both learned something. Or it's all fake ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Having someone show their red flag this early warrants a "thank god" methinks. Also, "thank the flying spaghetti monster" is more like it.
Also, "thank the flying spaghetti monster" is more like it.
Christ alive, y'all are some enlightened individuals. *tips fedora*
Christ alive
Spelled Chris wrong, buddy.
Lmao, the other person for sure. There's no reason to lose your shit like that
Both half wrong imo. I'm relatively new to the whole dating and multi dating thing but what I've come up with is:
Never ghost if you've made plans or texted a lot off app (so points to other person for actually cancelling)
Don't rub it in people's face that you're seeing other people but be honest if asked (negative points to other person)
Accept rejection gracefully with no hard feelings. I got ghosted recently and struggled with this one but stayed strong.
Any tips appreciated though because it can be tough out there.
I really don't think teal did anything wrong, in fact I think it would have been wrong to keep it to themself. Too much shitty behavior going unchallenged in our world these days imo.
Fair enough. I'd have gone with a more generic message like "something came up." instead of "sorry you were my backup option but you are no longer needed for tonight."
The impression I get is that teal and grey have been hooking up casually for a while and have been open in their discussions about actively looking for other people. Teal's "thank god" is a call back to grey's consistent difficulty finding s suitible partner or complaints about being unable to find one. Grey then responds with faux outrage.
I've had these sorts of message back and forth with fwbs before, but even meaner. They're hilarious
I don't know, but both of them should be forced to wear a bell around their necks.