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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 28 minutes ago

All mapped via speedruns, impressive.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Hello friend!

[–] Sazruk@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 hour ago

Hot I’m down

[–] drath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Looks pretty much exactly like the layout of the last play party place that I've been to. Guess I'm antifa now ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 26 points 5 hours ago

Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 17 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I thought it was the cock milking room?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 hours ago

why not both?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not enough yield. Luxury products are a symptom of the borgeoise.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Indeed, and needs to be reserved for creating the next generation of hosts for the woke mind virus and/or being aborted (but it's cool if they don't want to; it's their body).

[–] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 hours ago

room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Strangest cluedo board ever

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'm mostly curious is the butt plugs. I've seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 hours ago

Maybe it is more like a museum?

E.g. like this:

[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 43 points 7 hours ago (6 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago

The Hot Box ballroom

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 4 hours ago

Plushies, mostly

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago

Hot Chip Eattery

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 35 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The billiard room and the conservatory.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

So that's where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Do not kidnap conservatives!

reduce, reuse, recycle

Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.

and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 hours ago

I thought that was in the petplay room?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 hours ago

now I get it, read ant-wofa

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 23 points 7 hours ago

I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!

I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

[–] vladmech@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

The milking room is too small

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

on top of the building, accessible by an elevator from the vegan kitchen, is the Garlic Bread Tower

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 hours ago

Well I could live there. :3

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.

[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize buckminster Fullers geodesic dome supremacy.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Bullshit!1111!!!!!!

WHO puts a DUNGEON(!) behind an OPEN gallery????

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 5 points 6 hours ago

Ah. Ok. Fair.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

Sign me up!

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

And it's ran by a polycule!