I was in the BDSM room strapped to the horse but I swear I'm not a member. Just delivering pizza. I don't know what happened. I just remember pressure and goo all over me.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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Place sounds pretty rad ngl
All mapped via speedruns, impressive.
Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…
Hello friend!
Hot I’m down
Looks pretty much exactly like the layout of the last play party place that I've been to. Guess I'm antifa now ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.
If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.
Strangest cluedo board ever
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.
I thought it was the cock milking room?
why not both?
Not enough yield. Luxury products are a symptom of the borgeoise.
Indeed, and needs to be reserved for creating the next generation of hosts for the woke mind virus and/or being aborted (but it's cool if they don't want to; it's their body).
¿Porque no los dos?
what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈
room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho
What’s upstairs??!!?
The Hot Box ballroom
Plushies, mostly
Hot Chip Eattery
The billiard room and the conservatory.
So that's where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.
Do not kidnap conservatives!
reduce, reuse, recycle
Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.
and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.
The litter boxes
I thought that was in the petplay room?
Nowhere near as much fun as I thought it would be
I'm mostly curious is the butt plugs. I've seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?
Maybe it is more like a museum?
E.g. like this:
MANY
I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?
I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?
Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!
I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!
It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!
on top of the building, accessible by an elevator from the vegan kitchen, is the Garlic Bread Tower
The milking room is too small
Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.
why are there walls
Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize buckminster Fullers geodesic dome supremacy.
Well now I want to visit!
Well I could live there. :3
Bullshit!1111!!!!!!
WHO puts a DUNGEON(!) behind an OPEN gallery????
exhibitionists?
Ah. Ok. Fair.
Sign me up!
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