He hired me on the spot.
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And then everyone clapped
And then everyone went out to lunch.
And then we all fucked.
and everybody lived happily ever after.
It’s better than a detailed conversation about ibs
“Well let me ask you this, you ever dry heaved from your asshole?”

Oh my god, this is me rn
Is Zuckerberg looking for a new job?