Uhh those bags should all be in one hand so he can still fish out his keys and open the house door.
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Not if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
Connected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
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Nah his cheeks could handle them
I kinda really wanna see this dude's facial expression during this.
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I wonder why this is a static image and not an animation or video.
You weren't kidding when it says NSFW
I don't believe in false advertising
It's one of my more unhinged videos, but I think it's hilarious
Especially if you listen to the audio too
The butthole can provide support, why not. The harness, which is built into those stretchy trousers, and is attached to the front-butt of the genitals, will carry so much of the weight!
I dont get worrying about the whole one trip thing when you have a driveway. Parked down the st? Sure. But you park next to your house? Relax.
When I used to have an apartment on the 3rd floor, you bet your ass it was one trip every time.
Same here. I'd do anything not to make an extra trip up 3 flights of stairs. My current apartment is on the first floor.
I don't think anyone will want to eat the food in the center bag, not even the guy carrying it.
My friend, some people pay extra for that.
Also, it's in a relatively sealed plastic bag
The items are in a plastic bag. His buttocks are covered in at least 1 layer of cloth (likely 2). And the items themselves are likely in their own container.
It's fine.