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[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He looks older on the left, wtf?

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 17 points 1 month ago

The adult version still have plenty of face wrinkles. If it was botox, those wouldn't be there, right?

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

And worse haircut

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

That's what a personal trainer and effectively infinite money will do for you.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

How do you do, fellow fucking donkeys?!?

This meme is RAW!!!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

He looks like a mom about to go pick her kids up from soccer practice.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This can't be real, can it?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it is. Looking at some other photos, it looks like he got a lot of sun or smoked or something from an early age + an unflattering pose.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

yeah, I have no proof and have done no research, but my guess is that in the earlier photos he is a chef, and in the latter photos he is a celebrity chef.

Chefs work long hours and late nights in an extremely stressful job. They are renouned for their habits of heavy drinking and chain smoking. Stress, poor sleep, drinking, and smoking, all contribute to premature aging.

But celebrity chefs must look good. This isn't to say their job isnt stressful - but there is an additional pressure put on them to look good for the camera, because while your mom might love you no matter what, people watching tv mostly wanna look at pretty people. Enter: professional skin care routines, botox, personal chefs, personal lifestyle coaches, professional hair stylists, personal assistants, style consultants, and hair and makeup anytime you go out in public. Any celebrity who still gives a shit about their career and public image has a small army of people dedicated to keeping them looking as young and hot as possible for as long as possible.

Hence the apparent reverse aging effect. A combination of having a low starting point, and then making significant improvements in both health and aesthetics.

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly, he has talked about how he used to be overweight and out of shape. When he started running to get healthier people (kids probably) would point at him and laugh. But he persevered and now he runs a lot, eats oatmeal every morning, etc.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do t think that’s true, or he must have been quite young because he always talks about how he wanted to go pro as a football player and damaged his ankle or knee and had to give up on that dream.

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Found what I was thinking of:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5sof8o/comment/ddgqg45/?context=3

My memory wasn't entirely correct. Sounds like running started as a coping mechanism, not to lose weight.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks

That’s an interesting read, I guess I know less about him than I thought.

But it seems like good advice

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I happened to look up Emeril Lagasse today and I was assuming he's in the vicinity of 90 now. Turns out he's actually only 66, which is incredible. Celebrity chefhood hasn't helped him out at all.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

he looked like Ellen DeGenerate or whatever she's called

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks like old pyrocynical

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

pyro is more femine though and way cuter

[–] obey@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] webpack@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

bro was born at an old age

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He came out of the womb shouting "it's fucking raw!"

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

(to a 9 year old) At your age i was 17

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Archetypal 'face like a bulldog chewing a wasp'

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The jeans put him squarely in the 80s

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The reverse Paul Rudd.

[–] MonsterWithBow@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The left photo looks fake. Unless he has 2 different sized arms, but I don’t think so 😝

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I agree it looks fake. Head is disproportionate to the size of the body in that left photo. And lighting & resolution on the face is incongruous to the lighting & resolution in the rest of the photo. And I'm not a photoshop-ologist but it really does kinda look photoshopped.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You've heard of ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

This is the other way round.

The feller's all bag, no shit.