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Can confirm! I bought one on sale which never connected to Bluetooth on my Samsung android (though documentation suggested it should.) connected to partners iPhone though. Anyway I used for less than 3 months before it stopped charging. I then went back to using the £25 I'd had for many years.

i bought an off brand sonic toothbrush for under 15(with discount from tootheory, amazon) unfortunately they dont sell these anymore. apparently it has all the features of a more expensive sonicare that is usually around 80-100$.

Toothbrush premium has been sunset and replaced by toothbrush plus by popular customer demand.

It's superior features have a newly redesigned the consumer experience. Ads can be skipped. Up to three times to be reviewed at a later date.

Of course we also have the new ultra premium subscription model for the low price of 9,99 per week where you can submit your ad preferences!

indeed all the reviews i saw about these both brand name ones and off brands are defective one way or another.

they probably dont look all those reviews online about these, i got curious and most of them said they stopped working, or some part of the smart features becomes defective within a year.

anything above oral-b 1500 series, you are asking for it. 1500 and below you are just getting the standard rotating toothbrush with no smart gimmicks, and they last alot longer too. plus, oral-b makes thier money from the toothbrush heads, its every 3 months replacements, but the official replacements heads are expensive. if you are buying the IO series you will have to get those.

And soon with AI, smart things will get even smarter.

too collect data, and make it look like you are buying a bougie product, because it has all these features. some off-brand ones that are way cheaper has the same thing already.

you usually dont encounter these ones unless you are paying alot for it, like 80-200$+ for the expensive lines of oral-b.

To collect data for advertisers and health officials. To add a subscription to turning on your tooth brush.

its the expensive bougie ones. oral-b has mutliple lines. oral-b 100-1500 line is your standard non-smart ones more durable. its only if you buy something higher than that which is 100-200$each like the IO series. if you for some reason want to only use IO replacement heads that is expensive too, always get off-market replacement heads.

sonic toothbrush apparently is a different company(sonicare).

Its prolly got a camera that looks at your teeth so you no longer need to get a checkup. But thats also very intrusive, imo

Obvs, im being sarcastic

But it could happen 🪥🦷

Philip's Sonicare line uses an app to track your brushing habits and can tell you when you're underbrushing spots. It's almost definitely also spyware, though, like all major corpo apps.

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They are definitely, without a question, much more effective at cleaning your teeth. My guess is coincidence vs. you had a poor technique when it came to using them

Nah.

Like it often tends to be, the mistake wasn't the concept itself, but rather letting some of the worst and least qualified people get away with any fuckery they want in the neverending quest for short term profits and shareholder dividends.

The IOT could DEFINITELY be a vehicle for actual convenience with no drawbacks for consumers if we would just have and enforce laws and regulations favoring their experience over the profits of misery-makers.