You can stop if you don't like it, but you definitely won't like how. (just jump out)
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Jumping out of a hot air balloon can not just kill you, but also everyone else in the basket.
I just did a hot air ballon ride, it's wild, somehow I made it out
Snail Mail shot a whole music video in a hot air baloon. It kicks ass
I feel like these guys severely skew balloon safety statistics.
Team Rocket are actually great pilots! The spots they can get that balloon into and out of are absurd. They can take it seemingly whatever direction they want, with people and critters jumping into and out of the balloon at random.
They could be professional aeronauts, but their boss keeps making them chase a living high voltage hazard and his balloon-wrecking friends.
they blew up all the budget for tools, travel and hotels in a giant balloon shaped like their pet.
Lots of questionable choices, but cant deny their dedication to camp.
They weren't the only members of team rocket to use balloon travel.
We have no idea how it averages out.
From my walk this morning. Buncha crazy mofos up there.
Looks like two of them are about to collide. Do they gently bounce off eachother like in a cartoon, or do cables get caught and twisted and everyone falls to their death?
That looks like a nice apartment complex next to a huge park. Nice neighborhood.
It depends on if they are racing or not, which if they are they put those racing spikes on all sides just in case, you know like the Chariots with the blades on the wheels.
They occasionally do bump off each other, usually during mass ascent at the Balloon Fiesta.
Those are houses. About 2500 sq. ft., two floors, no basement.
It's the biggest park in the neighborhood, mostly grass, plus a dog run area, and a small playground. The three smaller parks get many more visitors than this one. It's a waste of space and water, IMO, because people don't use it very much. Maybe there just aren't many kids near it?
I dunno if you can find the video online, but many years ago, when I was on a balloon crew, a balloon (not "my" balloon) was up when it was too windy, and the envelope collapsed partway, the throat, where the fire shoots up, was closed, and the balloon was falling. Near the end, the pilot in desperation, burned, and snapped half of the cables holding the basket. The basket tipped, and they all fell to their death. So, yeah, like any transportation method, there are dangers.
Pilot.
I love watching them (safely, with my feet on solid ground)
Took a ride in one once.
You can steer. Just raise and lower the craft until you catch right air currents.
Is this near Point Mallard by chance?
New Mexico
They are quite safe and you can land pretty quickly if need be, but yes steering is nigh impossible.
Depending on how things go, you can land very quickly indeed.
Not impossible if you know what way the winds are blowing at different heights
Yeah thats why i said "nigh". Its not really steering because you cant freely decide, its more like choosing from a limited set of directional options.
omg, life is just a hot air balloon ride
Very zen.
Just depends how high you are
always.
"Depends. For those times when you're too high to make it to the bathroom."
(For the non-aware, "Depends" are an American brand of adult diapers.)
I have taken off in a hot air balloon a dozen times or so....
Not once did I land with it. Even good landings seem to leave some things to luck.
Edit: added forgotten T.
When I skydived I always wanted to do a balloon jump but never had the opportunity.
Lots of aircraft I've never landed in though.
You never landed? You’re still up there?
I jumped...
Some say I'm still falling to this day.
In all seriousness, balloon jumps are a unique experience in skydiving... Because you go from dead silence to the rush of air at terminal velocity. Sure you can jump a helicopter that is hovering, but they are louder than airplanes.
Exits from a balloon also tend to catch less experienced jumpers off guard, because you can't fly your body till the speed builds up. First timers tend to flail a little. By the second jump they do just fine.
My guess is skydiving.
Or, tightrope walking?
Nope.
I never walked a tight rope. I don't think I could even in my prime.
I exit using a line that was connected at the top of the balloon to swing out and do multiple flips. The rope was really long so you would get a huge amount of speed and fling off the end.
I wanna know what their game plan is when one of the balloons suddenly loses altitude.
The balloons were moored down.
10 points to anyone who gets this reference
"Moooodddyyyy!!!!"
I've been waiting to post this the entire thread
Better still, how does taking off in a hot air balloon while you're still in another one work?
I saw you like hot air balloons...