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[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)

Is this a new companion from the upcoming Fallout 5?

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 9 minutes ago

Or an Mother 3 unused Chimera.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 points 18 minutes ago

Great, now arm it.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Dino robot.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 40 minutes ago

Transform and cluck out!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should...

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 45 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Right there, in the photo, silly.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 4 hours ago

Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 2 hours ago

Chicken lover Allen Pan

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.

We are the monsters.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

To be pedantic, di osaurs didn't evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Carboniferous literally means "when carbon was made'

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 3 hours ago

"Part robot. Part organic. All chicken."

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

People spent so long asking if we could, they forgot to ask if we should.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If they had asked, the answer would have been "Yes. Yes, we should."

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:

  • Hey, bro, should we...
  • HELL YES WE SHOULD

And it was decided.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 6 points 4 hours ago

Answer doesn't change

the answer is still yes

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 6 points 3 hours ago

Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

The Omnissiah approves.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I would support any petition for grant monies.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

I fucking love Allen

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Weird to think chickens are only a few genetic tweaks from being Dino's