this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

If he don’t partake, how do we know he’s not a cop

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 1 points 18 minutes ago

for a second i thought that was day[9]

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If you ask he has to tell you legally

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

My baby’s a cop but he’s not verbal yet.
I hope you know sign language, suckers…

[–] Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

You give him a line of baby powder without telling him to see if he's a narc.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 hour ago

But I don't know of a single Boss Baby who doesn't do lines of cocaine. They don't become CEOs by doing normal baby things.

[–] Zahtu@feddit.org 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

genius - now make one with an elderly person "Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be" - "dont let grandparents decide your future" "even if they want to"

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 4 points 55 minutes ago

Ya know... there's age restrictions the first parts of one's life... why the fuck not that last parts of their life?

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 1 points 19 minutes ago

smdh first er doctors give babies cocaine, and now they say its bad for them? make up ur damn mind!!!111

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 hour ago

Maybe that’s true of other babies, but mine is mature enough to handle it. I’ll make sure things don’t get too crazy.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

Don't tell me how to take care of my kids its my choice not yours.