this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 month ago

Ah the fabled sex dungeon Master

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not sure there's enough space in the dice bubble for the die to roll well.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the worst game of Trouble I’ve ever played.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Either way, it’s still better than Monopoly!

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Repeated impact during certain activities should get it to slowly rotate

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

She shakes her ass, or he…

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago
[–] StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't have to be "her"... pretty unisex dice

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

The best part of a nice ass is anyone can have one. Asses don't discriminate!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

What are you guys doing??

Getting into...trouble!

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Now this would get me into gambling

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really don't want a snake eye in your brown eye

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Diff'rent strokes

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

That's a critical hit

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Now twerking can be both a critical hit and a fumble

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Taking role play to another level

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Dungeons and Domination

[–] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Different way to get skunked on a roll.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Where I can buy one, asking for a friend.