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[–] lime@feddit.nu 112 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you know you can't resist those eyes

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 89 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The Matrix hits different once you realize everything was humanity’s fault

[–] lime@feddit.nu 127 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

" hits different once you listen to what the characters say" is truly a take

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 96 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 73 points 2 weeks ago

fair actually

[–] farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

if you know something i don't you are a nerd and if you don't know something i know then you are an idiot

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Was referring to the Animatrix 1st and 2nd Renaissance genius.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, they accused you of not paying attention and then you brought out the deep lore

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i've seen animatrix but it's also, like, in the original

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Morpheus literally says they dont know who striked first. The Matrix doesnt mention anything about how or why the war started. Just that it started. The Animatrix tells you that the war started because the robot capital had basically destroyed the global economy so humans tried to wipe them out

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It’s been said a million times that the human battery thing makes no sense in terms of energy production. But the other huge sin the Matrix commits is having humans block out the sun so robots can’t get solar power. That is ridiculously stupid. Humans need to grow crops. I rest my case. It’s stupid. I love these movies, but that part is just plain stupid.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

There's conflicting stories about it so it's hard to verify, but apparently the battery thing was a rewrite.

Apparently originally the people plugged into the matrix were meant to be the very hardware the matrix was run on. As in all their brains together formed a literal neural network that provided the processing power to run the matrix. This is then why knowing it's not real and believing you can do "the impossible" within the matrix can cause you to be able to bend reality. The story goes that executives thought it was too high of a concept for audiences to grasp and demanded the change to the battery explanation to make it simpler to follow.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 87 points 2 weeks ago

yeah I mean that was one of the themes explored in the film

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 68 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A flying octopus drone has been sent to your location

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just a few extra arms needed

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 65 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

The Matrix is a trans allegory. Living in a cave and eating slop is an allegory for being fired because of transphobia.

Still worth it.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Matrix is a Rambo 3 remake. Living in a cave and eating slop is an allegory for shooting explosive arrows into a bridge.

Still worth it.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but what is the blue pill for?

It lights blue.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 weeks ago
[–] thebasementcakes@leminal.space 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Red pill side effects include cave raves, bad clothes, and new zionism

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 44 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Wake up from your shitty fake life into the real world that's even worse.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Yeah, but what kind of amateur hour distraction fantasy would be worse than real life?

Other than 40k, I mean.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I worry about 40k fans. Like "most times I hear about it."

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Yes well it’s an explicit theme of the movie that for better or worse, real is real and fake is fake and there’s no substitute for the truth, however grim it is.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago

Neo decides that uncomfortable knowledge is better than blissful ignorance. I think most adults have had experiences where they wish they could go back to being less informed about the cruelty and brutality of the world and just live in ignorance, but most people don't get that choice.

Morpheus asks Neo if he wants to live in blissful ignorance (the way Cypher eventually decides to do) or if he wants to deal with the uncomfortable reality. Part of being a computer hacker is that quest for knowledge for no real gain despite the risks.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

So, as Cypher made clear, the main draw of the matrix was that he didn't have to spend his entire life being miserable, with shit to eat, and nothing enjoyable to do. Soo... What about the constructs? If they could simulate people and sensory input with enough fidelity to "learn kungfu", couldn't they simulate the experience of a juicy steak? Why, when they weren't actually spending their time outside the matrix doing much other than sitting in a spaceship, wouldn't they just spend 6 hours a day in the construct (again, not the matrix, their own simulated construct)? Wouldn't that have given them all much more practice with breaking the construct of the matrix, and also let them have the nice stuff that the matrix offered, and also knowing that they were the masters of their own destinies? It seems like Morpheus was just a shitty manager, and Cypher was unfulfilled in his job.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Cypher explicitly states he doesn't want to remember ANYTHING.

Going into a construct doesn't remove your memories, so he KNOWS it's all fake, which means it doesn't carry any weight or meaning to it all.

Having his memory wiped is the only way.

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember his office from the movie. It was not comfy.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

He had his own cubicle. Better than any of the "open plan" offices I spent years working in.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

That's the fun part, in that time, cubicles were seen as terrible, dystopian, cheapass things because folks used to have offices, and how much cheaper could it really get than some flimsy modular furniture for you to sit at?

Then the companies gestured to just some tables in a room and said "figure it out, and no assigned seating, so just figure it out each day" to show how cheap and how little regard they have for the employees.

At this rate, I fully expect in the next few years for the next wave in office space optimization:

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I’ve worked in open plan offices my entire 20 year career and I yearn for the cheap fabric covered mines.

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[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

...Did Neo have an active social life? Admittedly I haven't seen the movie in forever, but IIRC he didn't have much going on other than work and being a hacker.

[–] rnkn@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He followed the white rabbit so he could stand in the corner of a rave.

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then speaks to one girl and promptly falls in love with her.

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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah but at least I'm part of an armed resistance trying to win back their freedom.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 2 weeks ago

If Zion lets me sleep in, then unplug me from the jelly-pod.

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You mean choosing whether to live with purpose or just continue to exist?

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