The amount of people that evidently don't know what the "passive" in passive income is supposed to stand for is wild.
If you have do do something for it, it's not passive, it's just a job.
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Active income, as it were.
The passive is the friend who sits there and waits to get tongued.
It doesn't say if he gets paid though, or if it's just for fun.
I'm not giving him a cut for that! Bob makes enough money as it is; he's lucky I buy the cosmos.
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
You forgot to add the part where you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
People that say you need a "huscle" "be a founder" or any other of that instagram entrepeneur type crap need to remember capitalism only works if a large part of the population is happy just doing some quasi menial job that pays just enough to have a somewhat interesting life.
If everybody is rich, nobody is rich.
The last sentence only makes sense comparatively. If you assume wealth/richness is having enough resources to thrive, then imho everybody can be rich.
Ofcourse there are other metrics to considering yourself rich, some of which don't necesarily have anything at all do do with money.
But that is not what those online grifters that constantly talk about crypto and having a huscle mean with being successful.
Hello kids! Today we're learning about prostitution
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I'm out.
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let's talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it's worth it?
Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don't need to prove anything to me, just yourself.
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That's not passive income
It is if you're a lazy bottom.
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
Average American cishet men dress like twelve year olds when they go out
12-year-old is being generous.
Stereotypical "straight guy" clothes.
ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?
You've gotta get your foot in the door with a blowinternship
That's just a brojob, that's standard operating procedure.
Context
Asking the real questions.
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So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you're out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar... every 24 minutes.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.
10 minutes? More like one minute: "Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I'dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn'tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!"
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What part of this is passive?
If you're having fun at your job, you'll never work a day in your life.
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It puts the ass in passive
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What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you're doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
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I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
He did indeed say that yes.
"Bruh it's totally not homo if it's for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we're both so hot and want to fuck us anyway"
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
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Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don't pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
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