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Sucks that you had to be a Trump supporting racist, Mr. Scott Adams.

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[–] westingham@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Wait, why is Kermit here? Is there a dark part to Jim Henson?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No, I believe it's just other characters whose original creators are dead offering commiseration.

[–] westingham@sh.itjust.works 6 points 56 minutes ago

Oh, phew. I was worried, Henson was awesome.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 6 points 53 minutes ago

I think it's just that the characters' creators are all dead.

[–] randombullet@programming.dev 25 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

He noted that taking ivermectin and fenbendazole to treat the cancer did not work.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 hour ago

Didn't tried bleach or sunlight?

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Wait. Scott Adams died in January and I didn't know!? Where is his grave? I have a dance routine I'd love to perform.

Don't forget to hydrate.

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 72 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

If shitty person #1 does a shitty thing to shitty person #2, doesn't make shitty person #1 less shitty

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Does it need to? I just love it when shitty things happen to shitty people. Its karma.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Absolutely not and it's ok to HA-HA in his face as long as the joke stays fresh, but I wouldn't call the girl "queen": she's just a gold digger that gave a valid argument for even more misoginy from the other side

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 31 minutes ago

You think gold digging warrants misogyny? Yikes 🤢

She just played the capitalist patriarchy, good on her. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 0 points 13 minutes ago

so two wrongs make a right when two wrongs make two wrongs?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's rough what is that, my brain and psyche are all so fucked I started to think about fucking all of the billionaires

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

Adapt to the world you live in, I guess 🤷‍♂️

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 96 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I feel like Mickey wouldn't be THAT shocked.

now get out there and make me some goddamn money ~huh~ ~huh~

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

Nah, Mickey is public domain now. He's ours.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 20 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's not his shocked face. That's his 'I have found my people' face.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Is is weird for a black mouse to be racist against black people? Well. Yes. Especially since there are quite a few colors of mice.

[–] msage@programming.dev 16 points 6 hours ago

The song of the Souuuthhh...

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 44 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, Scott Adams died?

Nothing of value was lost.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

I used to like his comics as a kid but now, having worked as a software developer for years... I'm starting to look at them different. He was always so fucking demeaning about the pointy haired bald boss, made him an absolute idiot. The constant joke was that the chad Dilbert was smarter than the idiot manager who never understood a thing about technology.

I bet Scott was an absolute fucking asshole in the office and hated having to be told what to do by people he saw as less than him.

Did you get promoted recently?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 hours ago

I had a boss in a development job once, post dot com that made the pointy haired boss look like a genius. He wasn't just uneducated, he was mean and sometimes awful.

One of his favorite games was three options. For every task he wanted three options to do it. Once you gave him three, he would pick what he deemed the worst of the three just to watch people squirm.

One day after a particularly uninspired rant, one of the devs waited till he went to lunch and threw his keys into the recycling shredder box. I never went that far myself, but I fully understood it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

goku can use ultra instinct to instantly snap his neck.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why is Mickey surprised? Walt Disney was incredibly racist.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone got a link to that dumbo scene with the crows? Or the tarbaby thing?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Song of the south, there was plenty.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There's a Kingdom Hearts level we're never getting.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

God let's hope not, I'd have said that about Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey too.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 41 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Dilbert would have hated Adams. PHB is basically Trump and somehow he completely missed it. Every a shame.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No no no. PHB is Elon Musk, 100%. (Doesn't know shit about anything and is dumber than a bag of rocks, but is still very enthusiastic about going forth and fucking things up.) Trump is like the CEO of Dilbert's company (a lot dumber than the PHB, but fortunately too stupid to function most of the time, so his direct subordinates have to do the actual day-to-day fuck-ups, leaving only the most gigantic massive fuck-ups for him to handle personally).

Edit: And of course it comes as no surprise that when Adams went into the deep end, he worked to "rehabilitate" PHB and other dumb manager characters and made them look better. He was no man of principle, you see.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Adams made Dilbert pretty insufferable and (right wing) political in his later years.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well damn, I totally missed that Scott Adams died!

Its late but I still feel like something celebratory is deserved... Maybe a bowl of ice cream with a birthday candle? Yeah I'm gonna go with that.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 1 points 34 minutes ago

It was delightful

[–] Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

stopped clock moment, goku is based off a character from chinese mythology. still bad to call him what john mulaney rightly described as "the laziest slur ever" though. anyway fuck dilbert and his stupid dead dad

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

stopped clock moment, goku is based off a character from chinese mythology.

Still, I don't think "chinaman" is quite the best way to say that.

Am I missing something or did you just quote their first sentence and then restate the second

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

it was chinaman, and now chink.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Aww you’re just talking about Scott Adams.

Don’t tease me.