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Sucks that you had to be a Trump supporting racist, Mr. Scott Adams.

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 21 points 1 hour ago

He also noted that “If nearly half of all Blacks are not OK with white people,” then they should be called a “hate group.” His remarks were widely seen as racist—Adams claimed that he was being hyperbolic—and many newspapers dropped Dilbert.

Wow. Scott adams was a cunt. I just searched why y'all are celebrating his death, and I found this. Just........ wow.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Dilbert was never funny anyway. Fight me about it.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 23 minutes ago

I don’t actually want to fight.

But when it first came out, it fit right in with Dave Barry and Milton, etc. If you were working just to get a paycheck, you could relate. The overuse of sarcasm could be overlooked bc it only happened once a week.

It never grew or evolved with the times, mirroring Adams.

[–] btsax@reddthat.com 1 points 50 minutes ago

He also invented a vegan burrito called the Dilberito that was somewhat questionable

"As for Adams, he left the world of food behind, considering the Dilberito a failure, a lesson to be learned. Adams would later describe the nutritional value of the burrito as such: 'Three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail.'"

[–] westingham@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, why is Kermit here? Is there a dark part to Jim Henson?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, I believe it's just other characters whose original creators are dead offering commiseration.

[–] westingham@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago

Oh, phew. I was worried, Henson was awesome.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

I think it's just that the characters' creators are all dead.

[–] randombullet@programming.dev 34 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

He noted that taking ivermectin and fenbendazole to treat the cancer did not work.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 hours ago

Didn't tried bleach or sunlight?

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Wait. Scott Adams died in January and I didn't know!? Where is his grave? I have a dance routine I'd love to perform.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago

Don't forget to hydrate.

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[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 87 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

If shitty person #1 does a shitty thing to shitty person #2, doesn't make shitty person #1 less shitty

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago) (1 children)

Shit clings to one another until some other shit comes along.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 22 minutes ago
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Does it need to? I just love it when shitty things happen to shitty people. Its karma.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Absolutely not and it's ok to HA-HA in his face as long as the joke stays fresh, but I wouldn't call the girl "queen": she's just a gold digger that gave a valid argument for even more misoginy from the other side

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You think gold digging warrants misogyny? Yikes 🤢

She just played the capitalist patriarchy, good on her. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

I said think gold digging brings misoginy by consequence, I never said I think it justifies it.
Don't put words in my mouth just to cry for a cause there is no need to fight here.

And as a side, I always found the phrase "don't hate the player, hate the game" as dumb as the culture who coined it: who the hell is playing the game? The spectators? Of course you hate the players, they're the only reason the game is being played!

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 minutes ago

You literally called it a valid argument, don't know how else to interpret that.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I read their comment in a way 'that stands in the way of eradicating misogyny' not in a way 'it makes misogyny allowed'

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 49 minutes ago

Thank you, you reasonable person

[–] xkbx@startrek.website -3 points 1 hour ago

so two wrongs make a right when two wrongs make two wrongs?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's rough what is that, my brain and psyche are all so fucked I started to think about fucking all of the billionaires

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

Adapt to the world you live in, I guess 🤷‍♂️

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 108 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I feel like Mickey wouldn't be THAT shocked.

now get out there and make me some goddamn money ~huh~ ~huh~

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

Nah, Mickey is public domain now. He's ours.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's not his shocked face. That's his 'I have found my people' face.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 47 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, Scott Adams died?

Nothing of value was lost.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 22 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

I used to like his comics as a kid but now, having worked as a software developer for years... I'm starting to look at them different. He was always so fucking demeaning about the pointy haired bald boss, made him an absolute idiot. The constant joke was that the chad Dilbert was smarter than the idiot manager who never understood a thing about technology.

I bet Scott was an absolute fucking asshole in the office and hated having to be told what to do by people he saw as less than him.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Did you get promoted recently?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 hours ago

I had a boss in a development job once, post dot com that made the pointy haired boss look like a genius. He wasn't just uneducated, he was mean and sometimes awful.

One of his favorite games was three options. For every task he wanted three options to do it. Once you gave him three, he would pick what he deemed the worst of the three just to watch people squirm.

One day after a particularly uninspired rant, one of the devs waited till he went to lunch and threw his keys into the recycling shredder box. I never went that far myself, but I fully understood it.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

Why is Mickey surprised? Walt Disney was incredibly racist.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

goku can use ultra instinct to instantly snap his neck.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 minutes ago

If Goku really hated racism he would have killed Freeza on Namek. Then again on Earth in the Broly movie

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