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Nah I was squinting at the picture trying to find it.

Reminds me of this gem:

If I’m ever single again I may get one just to help filter out closet conservatives.

Same.

Although maybe "unnattractive" isn't a good fit because I do understand that it's not a woman's default objective to "be attractive" to me. It's more just that maybe I'm a bit weird about ears and noses. If you have something hanging out of your nose my lizard brain alerts me that it's probably a booger. My more sophisticated hominid brain is aware that it's not, but this creates a kind of unsolvable feedback loop that's unsolvable.

Yesterday I was interviewing a candidate for a job. I'm genuinely trying to listen and engage with this cacophony of booger not-booger booger not-booger going on.

Same, and it's not something I really care to shout from the roof because why does my opinion matter and I don't want to tell people what to do in the first place, but it's also something I can never say even in passing because of what group of people it puts me in

Infection liability, gotta be old enough to sign that you won't sue for infection or disfigurement.

You can but you'd need to have a parent present to give permission. Or...you can be me in your teens and just do all your own piercings.

When my husband got his he said he could smell it healing and that's a no for me dawg. He removed it not long after.

why does that ruin it for you so much, bud?

Because of personal taste? 🤷🏾‍♂️
And to be honest: some tattoos are poorly done.

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