Honestly I think this is most hetero men, I know a lot of liberal/socialist men who don't find them unattractive.
Feel like this joke works better with tattoos, both because I don't know any lefty people who find them unattractive, and since most people know you need to be 18 to get one, while most assume septum piercings are like any other piercing and you can get them at whatever age.

