A friend of mine once had me pose with two of these when on a roadtrip (we had never seen them before).
So he could say I had "azburgers"
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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What in the American yeehaw is this
Don't tell me you guys don't chase down your Big Az Burger over there without a 72oz Monster Dick Gulp.
You probably know it as the 212 centiliter Royale Gueule
Gas station food.
I have a specific fondness of the pre made baguettes jambon emmental they have at French has stations. They are not exceptional, but fulfill a certain void in me.
I somehow doubt American had station food will compare, though.
Eeh. It's the same kind of microwavable chow as they have in Japanese convenience stores - it's not good, but it's fine if you're expecting it.
You're probably right, but we do have sushi at our gas stations.
I don't really recommend it.
I used to work at a mail sorting facility, we had frozen sandwiches like this in the vending machines in the break room.
What beautiful horrors we have in store for you. Look on in terror and know that it’s already too late. The final choir has sung with abyssal chorus, signifying that the final gate has been opened and your doom is at hand. Now eat your vending machine cheeseburger
Not called the burgerreich for nuthin LMBO
The rule with these is to avoid throwing the bread in the microwave and toast it instead. It's actually not bad.
To clarify: it's not bad considering the extremely low bar.
"Carl's Jr. Extra Big-Ass Taco- now with more molecules
Carl's Jr. Fuck you, I'm eating."
I feel like at some point it gets big enough that they need to drop the Jr.
I'm sorry how many balls
So the ladies know you're extra virile!
We had some of these in a break room at a company I worked at but I never tried them. Is there something different from other frozen hamburgers?
There are .... others?
Manmade horrors beyond comprehension
Welcome back to weird stuff in a can! Today we're looking at a cheeseburger in a can.
He is an international treasure
Ashens has probably tried these
What are these? Is this a 7-11 special?
From what I remember, 7-Eleven considers itself too special to carry these. When I've seen them, they've always been in, like, weird off-brand truck stops and gas stations that aren't part of a chain.
Break room vending machine at one of the more upscale tire factories.
Also in the lobby of the engineering building at my college. Perfect food for panicking undergrads working on projects until 2am the night before they're due.
All 3 balls...
That's the joke 💋
It is wierd that my left nipple is smaller than the other two?
I won't kink-shame.