I looked these up to see if the AZ was terrible marketing or if these started in Arizona. It’s terrible marketing by chicken and meat giant Tyson Foods and they look nasty as hell
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IRL that reminds me of my sister - drank Pepsi with almost every meal through her teenage years, never had a cavity until age 30. Dunno about diabadeetees tho.
Never seen this one before, but my job had a few of these in the freezer vending machine. I actually thought they were decent, but everyone thought i was crazy lol. It was absolutely a passible meal for $2.50 at the time.
Built different
A friend of mine once had me pose with two of these when on a roadtrip (we had never seen them before).
So he could say I had "azburgers"
What in the American yeehaw is this
you can't tell me you don't have some terrible food in a gas/petrol station in your country. I've traveled. I've seen it.
Don't tell me you guys don't chase down your Big Az Burger over there without a 72oz Monster Dick Gulp.
You probably know it as the 212 centiliter Royale Gueule
Gas station food.
I have a specific fondness of the pre made baguettes jambon emmental they have at French has stations. They are not exceptional, but fulfill a certain void in me.
I somehow doubt American had station food will compare, though.
Eeh. It's the same kind of microwavable chow as they have in Japanese convenience stores - it's not good, but it's fine if you're expecting it.
You're probably right, but we do have sushi at our gas stations.
I don't really recommend it.
Last time I went to Macon, Missouri I got the best sushi I've ever eaten in my life at Casey's Gas Station and I've been to AFC sushi like fifteen times.
I used to work at a mail sorting facility, we had frozen sandwiches like this in the vending machines in the break room.
That particular product is a Tysons Food convenience store reheat product.
I'd say it's completely American, but I saw Ashens reviewing a bunch of instant food crap like this from Norwich too
What beautiful horrors we have in store for you. Look on in terror and know that it’s already too late. The final choir has sung with abyssal chorus, signifying that the final gate has been opened and your doom is at hand. Now eat your vending machine cheeseburger
Not called the burgerreich for nuthin LMBO
The rule with these is to avoid throwing the bread in the microwave and toast it instead. It's actually not bad.
To clarify: it's not bad considering the extremely low bar.
"Carl's Jr. Extra Big-Ass Taco- now with more molecules
Carl's Jr. Fuck you, I'm eating."
I feel like at some point it gets big enough that they need to drop the Jr.
I'm sorry how many balls
Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.
-Dr. Evil
So the ladies know you're extra virile!
We had some of these in a break room at a company I worked at but I never tried them. Is there something different from other frozen hamburgers?
There are .... others?
There is no god
Wonder what the shelf life is on that.
i mean, besides 0 because once it came off the line it was prob inedible
Manmade horrors beyond comprehension
it's what keeps the aliens from making first contact.
Welcome back to weird stuff in a can! Today we're looking at a cheeseburger in a can.
My favourite channel on youtube is 'tinned fish reviews'
let us decant the tin...
He is an international treasure
What are these? Is this a 7-11 special?
From what I remember, 7-Eleven considers itself too special to carry these. When I've seen them, they've always been in, like, weird off-brand truck stops and gas stations that aren't part of a chain.
I'm sure 7-11 doesn't sell these but instead sell their own brand of microwave cheeseburger.
Break room vending machine at one of the more upscale tire factories.
Also in the lobby of the engineering building at my college. Perfect food for panicking undergrads working on projects until 2am the night before they're due.
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