Political Memes

If Trump raped a baby on live television, live streamed for the entire world to see, MAGAts would still be protecting a pedophile and try to rationalize it.

I remember someone saying in the first term that "If he took a shit at the Resolute Desk they'd still defend him."

Then it literally happened. And they did.

Indeed and at least the Italian Prime Minister, Meloni, finally had enough of the orange sack of shit. The US giving up to Iran at Versaille, sigh,...stay classy MAGA.

One saved baby doesn't undo all the children he raped or the ones he sold to be raped by others.

If Trump was in a building in fire, he would shit himself, waddle out on his widdle stumpy legs, make an unhinged post on truth blaming Obama for migrant fires, shit himself again, and the go eat a McDonald's

Always be aware of ricochet and scatter distances.

Yeah I'd still be mad about the pedophilia and dismantling of the constitution and the fascism and corruption.

You wouldn't?!

If Democrats didn't suck so hard and people weren't scared of something other than the two we wouldn't have to care

headline: trump saves baby from house fire

The story: trump was escaping a fire in his pedophile sex trafficking dungeon and accidentally knocked a crib out the door as he ran by

Trumps rapes women and young girls and the Republicans aren't mad at all.

I didn't even need an "if" at all.

Probably because he never would and everyone would be in disbelief that someone would make such an outlandish announcement.

It would be more believable if he sent ICE in to arrest the baby to deport it after ICE set the fire.

The fun thing is, we know Trump wouldn't do anything to help someone, anyone, in a burning building.

There was a wealthy, elderly man who hit his head at Mar-a-Lago some years back. Trump noted he frantically looked for someone to clean up the blood because he was worried about the marble. And then the next day, was still bitching about the blood and how the marble looked different.

He's not going into any burning building for anyone. No matter age, no matter wealth, that man is a coward. Always has been, always will be. Their post should be "Imagine if Trump didn't dodge the draft..." because they'd have to imply he wasn't already a spineless coward 60 years ago.

Yeah because he would have lit that fire.

Because he never would. Heres a video of him standing around completely lost when an old guy faints in his presence.

https://youtu.be/Ug0ZMaQePzA?is=uDP6bgpHKmu3TNa6

For anyone under the age of 16, he is the fire.

When I went through boot camp many decades ago, my ti had a great saying about ifs, "if worms had machine guns then birds wouldn't fuck with them". One of the very few things I still remember from boot camp. Also release all the Epstein files.

Trump raped babies and Republicans still love him. So....

There's a saying: if a grandma had a beard she would be grandpa.