Political Memes

Of course liberals are going to be mad, hes just going to rape it.

Trump's first term teemed with moments that Trump did the right thing (they were rare, but, y'know, the broken clock rule) and left-wing pundits would say yeah, it's good that Trump did that.

Then he'd tweet something obnoxious about it. Or when he was thrown off Twitter, would Truth his obnoxious commentary. Sometimes it was about him taking credit, or regretting that he had to do that thing, or walking back is rational statements in favor of irrational ones.

But there were a lot of pundits who believed principle over loyalty, and would give Trump credit when it was due.

I think also that conservative types like to play pretend cause they don't have critical thinking skills. There is no "If" Trump did this or that. He is the sitting president, he needs to judge by his actions, the things he's always lying about. Trump is an 80 yo man. He physically can't even clip a medal of honor to a soldier, he can't save a cat from a tree or kids from burning buildings. Usually he's the one setting the fires and then lying about it. America wake up.

If Trump went into a burning building the heat would react with the bronzer and he would be laminated into immobility. Not that there's any chance the coward would be anywhere near the fire.

And even in the hypothetical, he was trying to molest the baby and he was the one who set the house on fire

Ben Shapiro starts every other sentence with "let's imagine xyz for the sake of argument..."

Because he would have set the house on fire himself 5 minutes prior

If this were to happen, it would probably be because he started the fire by burning evidence that implicates him, and only "saved" the baby because he's a god damn pedophile.

It's funny

Here in Australia our far right wing pollie had a poster unroll behind her, and our exaggerators now are using the "what if it's a bomb" thing.

And I've been arguing the exact same. It wasn't, no chance of it. Police don't screen for embarrassing posters

If there were systemic efforts to improve the environment and move away from coal, republicans would shit themselves in absolute fury and make it a goal to find the nearest Leaf or Prius to “roll coal” on them in revenge.

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The only reason Trump would save a baby is if he was attracted to it. Which he is.

Yes, if you were a member of a pedophile ring and used your political power to see that no participants were ever even investigated for the crimes, and you saved a baby from a burning house, I would still be mad at you for that first thing.

Actually, I’d shake the guy’s hand and give him a pat on the back for actually saving someone.

Yeah, because there's at least a 50-50 chance he started the damn fire.

That baby grew up to be a Congolese king named Leopold.

They aren't fake, they are conspiracy theories fuelled by ketamine.

trump would likely molest if its a girl, or sell it to post-epstein clientele or give it to bryan johnson, or peter thiel so they can suck the lifeforce out of the baby.

They are not fake. They are fairy-tales.

Yeah I'd still be mad about the pedophilia and dismantling of the constitution and the fascism and corruption.

You wouldn't?!

And if Trump raped a child MAGA would still love him.

Oh wait....