Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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Pull like you are starting a mower.
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
"Pull start for a dishwasher"
IYKYK
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
It's japanese, so it's probably exactly what it looks like
It's actually a sex toy. It's from AkumaToys from what I could tell.
But yeah, it's actually what it looks like.
A butt
does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall
10,000 years of pain am I right?
Hello 911 it's me again.... Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time ... Sorry
several in fact
~~Sepuku~~ poopuku
Sepooku was right there.
That's way better! Dammit.
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Well... this is a shitpost, cause that thing's definitely going in someone's poophole
and then a few weeks later one of their kids will find it and start beating the other kids with it. this will happen until some adult comes along and vomits uncontrollably
Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!
...so where's the example of it being used?
Pixilated?? Why the Japanese gotta censor all the good stuff
As seen in Quentin Tarantino's "Fill Bill"
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
Sheathes blade
You are already gaped
When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth ... !
When you tell the GM that you're taking Quick Draw and they wince.
"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.