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This is also a grocery store Philly Roll. We’re already past simple fusion and into some Red Giant Helium-to-Oxygen shit. If my man wants some ranch, then so be it. He’s not denying himself an unsullied cross-cultural experience.

My favorite fusions:

Sushi Burritos

California Burritos

Kimchi Mac N Cheese

Chicken tikka masala pizza

That's my thought. There's nothing more offensive about ranch than using cream cheese.

I used to live in Japan, and from what I could see, Japanese people aren't fundamentally opposed to the concept of sushi with weird ingredients. They simply just don't think it's normal sushi.

Not really. Just like no one gets offended when Japan use squid ink in burger buns, or put noodles in a baguette/hot dog bun.

What Nazis were doing was legal at the time.

We can make light jokes about unusual food combinations. Pretty weird how defensive people are of this obvious food crime.

Yeah the moment I read it, it was less “ewww” and more “huh, I wonder…”

You... um, well... okay that actually sounds pretty good and I'd totally try it

You joke, but there are indeed tempura fried rolls and they are in fact delicious. I personally think then having ranch dip is quite a step too far.

I had a sushi burrito once, it was pretty good.

Well, they say two wrongs don't make a right, but you might be onto something here.

As if what we did to them with fission wasn't destructive enough.