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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

time travel
inventing cures for diseases
teleportation
making custom shoes from scratch
learning Godot
building electric powered rollerblades

adding "in the bedroom" is not gonna save you from several autistic infodumps about my numerous fantasies, you fool!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

So let’s talk about what’s stopping you from learning Godot (anywhere)?

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Having a very kinky threesome does fit the description well too. I did dodge out 2 decades ago because my female partner wasn't into swapping, but nowaday i would think different.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

It's more awkward than fantasies would lead you to believe, but when you get the right combo of people involved, they can be very, very fun.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

I have enough performance anxiety with 1 partner thank you

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

Nowadays my focus lies on meeting as few people as possible. If someone wants someone like me as a third, i wouldn't complain, but i prefer being on my own without any strings attached.

e: i've never been shy in any form, so i guess my mentality itself might be a good fit. If there's anyone out there in Vienna looking for a 3rd, message me, i guess. I just need acceptance and being able to pleasure female parts.

E2: funnily enough, after thinking about it, i really mean it. I'd love to pleasure someone, and i'd love to get pleasured back. Didn't think this exchange would push me that far since i am pretty antisocial most of my life.

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

She's single, have a try