The Democrats are going to investigate your crimes? Are we talking about the same Democrats?
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026
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They investigated last time too. They ran out the clock on all the important stuff and nothing of consequence came of any of it but they technically did do quite a few investigations.
Investigations are great for them politically, why wouldn't they?
They sweep the house and set up special commissions investigating all of the wrongdoings very publicly and with much ceremony and somber pomp.
Then either they'll defer the discovered crimes to the justice department to make arrests (these will be ignored) or send impeachment proceedings to the senate (these will be swatted down).
This lets them "do something" without actually making any changes. It will also be coordinated with the media to be the focus of politics for a while and not something dangerous like young anti-capitalist upstarts trying to steal the party they rightfully rigged so long ago.
By making it seem like they're doing something the can also tamper down some of that anti establishment energy that's been boiling over recently.
I hope the fucking fail.
I wanna see a source for that quote. If it’s real, I’ll laugh my pants off
Seems to be paraphrasing:
“If we lose the midterms, heaven forbid, these Democrats — y’all, impeachment isn’t even the real concern,” the Louisiana Republican told a conservative audience on Friday. “They will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they’ll go after the president’s family, the Cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted.”
The House speaker added, “I run the protection program. I’ll take care of you.”
I've heard if you deport them fast enough and send them to a nonextradition country with a supermax prison then you don't even need to make a case against them. Seems a lot cheaper for the tax payers.
He’s just mad the Dems might steal their tactics
I wish. My money's on the day one agenda being to pass some mealymouthed resolution about a return to decorum or something equally pissweak.
I expect disappointment as well
I just want to know how Dem oppo research has t been able to copy Mike Johnson’s hidden cpu partitions.
i remember him saying something similar a few months ago. don't remember the quote though
I swear to God, I can't tell what's real and what's a meme anymore.
Yes, that's....how it works.
No it doesn't. Democrats don't do that. At least not well
This is what midterms are for. Go out and vote for Democrats who will do that.
In the last 30 years, Democrats have held a majority in both the House of Representatives and the Senate during two periods: from 1993 to 1994 and from 2007 to 2010.
Scrolling past I thought that was a new Tim Heidecker character