I identify as "my dude"
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2026
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I bet you're looking forward to tomorrow, then!
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I'm partial to Homie/Comrade personally.
Is mixing those together where "commie" comes from?
Broseph Stalin
Nah, that's where we get homerad
Wrote the odysserad
Ah yes, the famous sequel to the ilirad
Pretty sure they shortened coummunist to get commie but I ain't no linguist
It's okay: I'm a commielinguist and can certify what I said.
Seize the meaning of broduction
Redistribute the swellth
Commence consentual commielingus
I'll be anyone's red scare.
I happen to be a cunning linguist
A while back my work told us to stop using the word "guys" when referring to groups of people since it wasn't inclusive.
I switched to "homies" and honestly it's better in all situations.
Some people call me boss, it's very affirming but I'm not sure why they do it. I'm a low wage worker that's slightly weird and awkward
Im the some people. I call a lot of folks boss. Held the door for me? Thanks boss. Pumped my gas? Thanks boss. Thanked me? No problem boss.
This is me also. I don't know where I picked it up from.
My most recent job has a couple of Spanish guys that call the actual boss man "jefe" and he (the whitest guy ever) responds well to it. I think that's fun. I don't know if I can get away with it, though, also being one of the whitest guys ever.
Chief maybe? Chef? Jeffy?
I got this a lot when I was an actual boss. It was always done in a brotherly, jokingly left-handed, kind of way. This fits perfectly with my management style. It was nice.
I'm real tired, boss, real tired.
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Ok but getting called brother by a stranger is pretty validating
For um “honouns” (maybe not!) I’ll never turn down a “Hun” or a “Babes”, maybe a “Girlfriend”. But if I get a “Gorgeous”, “Queen” or “Diva”, I can use my laser beam eyes and super strength
Care to enjoy some fine kitten-naming, m'lady?
I like using 'Love'.
Hey love, how was your day?
We do need some awesome forms of address including the word sis like guys do with bro
That said I always feel most powerful with a casual "sister"
Big dawg is how I gas up my buddies when they look down
I like both cat and dog, ranger and sport are classics that need to come back. Hotshot and stud are both good as well. Slick is the ideal insulting bronoun. You fuck up and someone says "nice going slick" and that's it, go home for the day, try again tomorrow.
Bro, man, dude, big dawg, brother, brother man, big man, big guy, bruh, cuh, killer, kemosabe.
I suck at remembering names so I keep a long list
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I personally prefer Hoss
Brometheus
Brosef
Bromine, because I’m volatile and ready to fart anytime.
I'm Gen-X so I'm gonna go with classic "Dude."
Broseidon. King of the Brocean.
"twin" is a novel one
Brochacho if you wanna spice it up with some Spanish.
I like "bruh"
I like "cuz" because while we are not all "bros" we are all distant cousins.
I've been enjoying cousin for a while.
like, we fambly and can have fun
but also see ya later if im feelin meh.
recently reinvigorated by the show 'the bear'
I am 'bossman' to the guy in my nearest Mr. Shop, and my nearest chicken shop. So. Bossman / Bossman.
Mucker. Bai (as in boy). Sometimes just "dickhead".
Brosephus
big turds working wherever i go
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