this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

They make me think of a pair of fluffy slippers

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 weeks ago

Dey already buns

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Fun fact: it's a crime to bake a cat but not a crime to bake bread.

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But is it a crime to get a cat baked? 🤔

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

One time I had my cat out for a walk in his harness. He started going nuts on this random spiky looking plant by a fence. My wife and I are like, uh oh, is that cat safe?

I took a photo and uploaded it to a plant ID site (was, and still am, amazed that they are just casually online with such a tool).

Catnip.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Put salami on bread,. everyone ignores your sandwich-making.

Put salami on a cat, everyone loses their minds!

Except the cat, he'll just go "oh! A treat!"

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Believe me, the cat is gonna lose their mind too. Ever seen a cat around cold cuts?

[–] Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Double standard...

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

What a loaf of shitpost

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is SO WRONG!! Clearly that IS a Loaf Cat!

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Too late, the mods are awake. :(

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

I see cat loaf, I upvote.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

9am on a Tuesday on the US East Coast is when you think the mods are sleeping?

Hmm... good call. Prolly not asleep, but since they're mods they're starting to get busy at their job of shooting brown people and unarmed protestors.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would upvote it even when the mods are awake

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mod is awake, upvote cat loaf.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Same number of brain cells before and after transformation

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Add some beans with that bread.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 weeks ago

I am a simple man. I see a catloaf, I upvote.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago