My son pretty much eats his hot dogs this way. He eats a lot of foods this way. When he eats half a donut, it's usually the top half.
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How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.
What this yours OP? Care to share the story?
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Viennese meal?
1-Great reference, thank you 2-The charge is taking a bite out of the middle like a fucking psychopath
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
Funny
Years sober alcoholic here realizing despite being an often loud obnoxious sloppy drunk getting in several fights (from running my mouth not attacking people), I never was cut off. (Except once by a buddy at his house party, which feels like the opposite of how this distribution should land.)
Is it that I just instinctively found dives where my shenanigans were tolerated, or does it take some kind of lower bat like attacking or sexually harassing people?
Just curious about others' experience. Thanks to any willing to share getting cut off stories.
Thanks comments, I wouldn’t have understood otherwise. I wouldn’t eat a hotdog like this, but I think it’s okay
I don’t understand
This is a joke. That card is something bartenders give people who are drunk in some bars. Someone edited one to say Costco and photoshopped it onto a picture from a food court
So he ate too many? Or he ate from the middle?
Look at how they started eating the hot dog.
You can't abuse the loss leader.
For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.
Edit: for those in need of assistance.
It's fine, that's just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day
Wait does Chicago Costco use Vienna beef??
I doubt it. Vienna beef is just The Dog in a Chicago Dog for the most part.
Hey, I'm here for you, too. We're all here for you.
Well, I'm here for you as long as you don't put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.
Obligatory wkuk sketch
I think this is how doctors expect me to answer auestions about alcohol and smoking. Ive smoked kne cigarette ever, and a single beer gets me drunk for the night, about once a week. Doctors hear that and think im having 3 hot dogs before i get to work
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Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.
I'm picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.
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I like the use of ketchup to maximize the overall outrage levels.
You would think so but often it's the only thing left when the others are out or broken.
He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.
If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.
I had an ex that could/would have done that, on cue, anytime. Their skill was unmatched, their dedication unwavering, their gag reflex nonexistent.
I miss them.
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