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U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an order directing the interior secretary to rename Lake Ontario to "Lake America" as Canada trade war persists.

Trump cannot force Canada to follow his preferred naming convention, however.

The move is reminiscent of his move last year to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the "Gulf of America."

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[โ€“] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 56 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Make a note on which maps companies comply in the US and boycott them.

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[โ€“] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 35 points 6 days ago
[โ€“] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

BREAKING NEWS: Province of Quebec renames Mar-a-Lago to Merde-a-Lago

[โ€“] Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Pedo-a-Loto

[โ€“] FreeBooteR69@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Canada - ๐Ÿฅฑ. We and everyone else in the world still call it Lake Ontario. ๐Ÿ–•

๐ŸTrue North Strong and Free ๐Ÿ

[โ€“] CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Im ok calling the american half 'Lake Epstein" but the canadian half is Lake Ontario.

[โ€“] FreeBooteR69@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

Reasonable.

[โ€“] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

So if the US can just randomly rename stuff that doesn't belong to them, Canada can too. I want to see them rename the entire United States to "Trump is a Pedophile". That'll look great on Google maps!

[โ€“] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd also like to unilaterally rename Ontario, California (ie: Ontario, CA) for creating unnecessary confusion.

[โ€“] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Maybe they'll choose to rename it themselves? Like, maybe Manitoba, CA? That's got a nice ring to it!

[โ€“] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

This is what I came here to say or updoot if already said. Pleeeeeease make it happen. I would absolutely love if the rest of the world just started renaming shit in and around the US.

[โ€“] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The US has a long history of changing the names of things because โ€œfuck youโ€, Mt McKinley is actually Denali for instance.

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[โ€“] SubstituteTurkey@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He seems to think Canadians will care what they choose to call that body of water.

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[โ€“] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago

Oh no, a rapist is calling to rename a lake in a country where 1/2 the population can barely read.

I am quite happy that Canada is diverting away from this dumpster fire of a country.

[โ€“] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago

Trump cannot force Canada to follow his preferred naming convention, however.

Trump cannot force anyone outside of the USA to respect his childish renaming bullshit.

He can't even force Americans to play his stupid game, though I'm sure a bunch if them will happily play along.

[โ€“] veeesix@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He can call it what he will, but Canadians still call the Rogers Centre the SkyDome over 20 years later.

[โ€“] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

They could have just called it the Rogers Skydome, and nobody would have cared. I'm more mad about that than I am with the orange pedo having another tantrum with Lake Ontario.

It's all just an attempted distraction from the Republicans' ruinous economic and social policy. And hoping we forget about the Epstein files. Release the full Epstein files, with only victims images and PIA redacted.

But Rogers was just being senselessly stupid. They weren't trying to cover up being pedophiles, afaik, so why did they do it?

Realest fucking thing in this thread honestly

[โ€“] Jhex@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

The child rapist pressy throwing yet another tantrum... maybe the latest babysitter can be more diligent with diaper duties?

[โ€“] NoFearFrontier@feddit.org 15 points 6 days ago

Canada should rename it to Epstein Files Lake

[โ€“] reddig33@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is like trying to make โ€œfetchโ€ happen. No one is going to call it that.

[โ€“] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I haven't met a single person who is even willing to acknowledge the name change of the SkyDome. There's no way anyone pays any sort of attention to him trying to rename a lake.

[โ€“] grey_maniac@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lake Epstein, it even has islands.

[โ€“] shirro@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

No Lake Michigan is Lake Epstein. Don't need to rename Canada's great lakes and Lake Michigan is all in their borders. Also that is the one the FBI complaint alleges Trump witnessed the newborn of a 13 yr old Epstein victim murdered and dumped. If people want to get under his deathly orange skin run with that one.

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[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

In response, the City of Toronto can propose renaming the Green Lane Landfill to the Donald J. Trump Memorial Landfill, or Donald Dump for short.

[โ€“] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Open Street Map will likely ignore Donnie's foolishness like they did with the Gulf of Mexico.

[โ€“] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Some fucktard already tried submitting it.

https://www.openstreetmap.org/changeset/188110788

Looks like it was reverted.

I'm a little surprised anyone using OSM would also be a Trump disciple.

[โ€“] bedwyr@piefed.ca 7 points 6 days ago

Please everyone, just ignore this shit. Better yet laugh at them and call them morons then ignore it.

[โ€“] BC_viper@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It would make me proud to be a canadian if the person that takes him out is one of ours. Wipe out the whole lot of them.

[โ€“] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Chances are the honour will befall an American McDonald's grill cook.

I like the AP news article that points out Trump doesn't have the power or authority to do this and it is an entirely meaningless change except to cause US schools to update books four times.

[โ€“] danielquinn@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We should rename the entire US "South Canada" or "Lesser Canada".

[โ€“] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 5 points 6 days ago

Oh I like Lesser Canada

[โ€“] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Jfc whats the acronym for remembering the lake names supposed to be now? HAMES?

... oh, wait, no. Its SHAME. Maybe this ain't such a bad shift in that light.

[โ€“] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Lets rename Lake Michigan to Lake Ontario Jr.

[โ€“] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I pissed my name into a bunch of fences as a kid. Didn't make them my fences.

An interesting factoid - Lake Ontario is the SMALLEST of the Great lakes.

[โ€“] ProudCanadianCitizen@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just checked, Google Maps still calling it Lake Ontario.

But this is just the ammunition Vance needs to dethrone Trump after the mid-terms. "Rome burns while Nero fiddlesโ€™.

Not only are Trumpโ€™s antics the laughing stock in Canada, the laughter is spreading into America as well. Why is Trump throwing a hissy fit over the name of a Lake when the American economy is crumbing? This is his top priority?

It wonโ€™t take much for Vance to question Trumpโ€™s mental health and fitness for office when he is ready to act.

The American polls are against Trump on this issue. Just under 4 in five (79%) of Americans have a favorable impression of Canada. They may not be following the trade talks, but this message was directed at Americans, and it is hard for them to miss. Why is Trump so visibly trash-talking Canada? It has absolutely no political up side, with no hope it will be favorable to those Republicans who are facing Senate and House elections in three months. The more that Republicans distance themselves from Trump, the easier it is for Vance.

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[โ€“] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

I just signed a piece of toilet paper directing my ass to rename Donald Trump to "Donald Duck".

[โ€“] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Oh no! Anywaysโ€ฆ..

How about them Epstein files?

Lake Superior is named that because Obama was a better president.

But don't let trump or the magat cult know.

[โ€“] SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Boy it would be nice if trump walked off a short bridge

[โ€“] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Look, as an American in pretty disappointed in my president. I don't care much about renaming the lake, but I do care he came up with such a dogshit name. I propose the name "Lake Democracy Manifest"

"Lake Succulent Chinese Meal"

[โ€“] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I worry this might be more than just him throwing a tantrum.

When the water wars start, they'll start going, Canada is stealing water from LAKE AMERICA, OUR LAKE, OUR WATER!

setting the stage for a future war

[โ€“] breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

You worry too much. Trump isn't capable of planning. Just sit back, crack a beer, and have a laugh at his impotent rage.

[โ€“] aarch0x40@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago
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