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submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Like, him at the top is bullshit in of itself, and putting Jackson in the top is bullshit too. But, he put Grant in the shitbox. Grant: the man who literally won the Civil War for the Union. Fuck off with that!

*Edit: Linky

**Edit 2: Also, Hoover oversaw the start of the Great Depression. So, that wouldn't make him average. Also, where's JFK?

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Also, where's JFK?

Trump's team pilfered this from the November 1st, 1948 edition of LIFE Magazine. Arthur Schlesinger, a Harvard University historian at the time, conducted a poll of 55 scholars and authorities to rank U.S. presidents. It's considered the first poll of its kind. The poll leaves off Harrison and Garfield because they died too soon into their terms to be fairly evaluated. They also left off Truman because he was the president at the time.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago

There are so many dog whistles in just this one post, it's more like a dog siren.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Eveything the orange shitstain posts is pure parody… or just simply stupid…

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

I am so fucking tired of everything Trump says, posts, or does. It is impossible for him to not self-aggrandize and it is so, so, SO exhausting when I think about how he holds the highest office in the nation. He really needs to have an aneurysm already, and when he does, I am going to party so hard I won't remember most of it the next day.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

such thirst.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I want a trump supporter to see this and tell me that he does not find it cringe as fuck

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

When he finally dies, I'm getting champagne, fireworks, everything! It'll be a new holiday, let's call it "America Day!" Who's with me?

[–] ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm with you and I don't even live In US!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago

There will be billions on the streets celebrating his death. I guess that's some sort of fame.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

fun fact, his birthday is coincidentally Flag Day. I know that because it's also my birthday :(

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Grant would have gotten blackout drunk and set Trump on fire.

I like to believe Washington would have as well

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Where is Grant when we need him?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Where is Sherman when we need him?

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Where the fuck is my man Garfield

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago

Please don’t repost Trump’s shit.

My idiot cousin posts a new conspiracy theory to pastebin every day. I don’t give him attention or follow his “commands”, I just shame other people who do.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Chester A. Arthur is only average!? He basically created the administrative state!

(Yes, I did just learn this from a podcast)

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

The only presidents from the last 80 years included in this are himself and the 4 Democrat presidents alive during his presidency that he has already publically shit on. Almost like he is afraid to put himself over presidents people in his party and target age demographics actually have fond memories of. No Reagan, neither Bush, no JFK, LBJ, Eisenhower....

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 70 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You'd think he'd rank the guy whose dick he sucked higher.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Am I blind? I don't see Clinton

PS: he's the first one in average. I am blind.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, but Hoover named someone else's dam project after himself. He should be way higher on Trump's list.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago

How about we Make Child Rape Abnormal Again? Can we start with that?

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 73 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

No JFK, Nixon, LBJ, both Bushes, Reagan, Garfield, ...

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 39 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

You can tell he really made it himself.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Arts and crafts with Donnie 🤡

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[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 12 points 19 hours ago

He likes his politics like his women. Without bush.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 37 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Going to be frank, this feels like something Mussolini would do

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How did that work out for him? ;)

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 11 hours ago

Imagine how much suffering could be prevented if we skipped straight to that step with Trump and his cronies.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

FDR was a Democratic Socialist. Trump says socialism is great!

[–] jrubal1462@mander.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah I expected to see FDR at the bottom too. Either I don't give Trump enough credit for being a thoughtful, complicated, layered, thinker...... Or Trump has no idea what FDR did/stood for.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This has the "how come I have all the power in the world but still I am the biggest loser" energy.

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[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I thought this was a Trump parody.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

It's impossible to parody Trump. No matter how ridiculous anyone could make him look, it's nowhere near the reality of what he does himself.

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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

His face in his AI portraits always looks like he's 100lbs lighter and his 13yo victim has just escaped

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Which is hilarious because he would have hated Lincoln and he's too much of a sissy to put him at the bottom.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Also too cowardly to include either Bush or Reagan.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 32 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I'm honestly shocked he considers FDR great.

[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Probably because he was the only President elected to more than 2 terms

[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Well, FDR was a man of snappy quotes, executive overreach, and of throwing a lot of things at the wall and seeing what sticks.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 16 points 19 hours ago

I'm old enough to remember the moment when enough of the Greatest Generation had died so the GOP could start in on how FDR had been a failure.

When the Greatest* were alive they'd talk your ear off about how FDR had saved the country and what a great leader he was.

But the New Deal was way too Socialist to be allowed today.

*Please don't yammer about they weren't 'great' because of the racism and sexism and imperialism. "Greatest Generation" is the commonly accepted term.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Where is his big idol Ronald Reagan?

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yea, I was looking for him too. I guess Donnie forgot about him.

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[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago

Not a single Bush? What the actual fuck?

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