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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was my understanding that no, it did not have splinters, but that someone began marketing it as "splinter free" in the same way I could begin advertising my cereal brand as "asbestos free" and while I'm not outright SAYING the competition contains asbestos, it's implied. And if anyone reads it and chooses my brand because of their assumption, that's just a bonus and not at all my fault.

Using paper specifically for use with toilets was first written about around 1500 years ago, but the casual way it was written about tells me that it was commonly used for some time before that. If I had a guess, probably for at least 150 years, but China has been making paper for almost 2,000 years, so who knows when someone first tried it on their ass.

If normal paper was splinter free, it stands to reason that toilet paper, which must be thinner and less rough by necessity, would also have been splinter free.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also you can't even make these claims in countries with sensible advertising restrictions. Advertising that your product does not violate the law is illegal here for instance.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Advertising that your product does not violate the law is illegal

I sense a paradox incoming...

So, if I advertise that my product doesn't violate the law, that's illegal. Which means it does violate the law, so ... no longer illegal?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, you're just violating the law twice that way: once for claiming it doesn't violate the law, and once for false advertising.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

so without getting too pedantic it should just be an unneeded assumption that all products comply with the law?

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Advertising that your product is legal is illegal, to know if the product is legal you check the certification marks on the product/product container (ex: CE)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that makes too much sense for government

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My government suck ass in a lot of things, but they are pretty good with regulations (if they make them), it wouldn't be too irrealistic for Italy to make something like this (just look at the regulations for buildings...), idk if they added something like that too but I hope they did

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Had that shit in the Soviet Union so I'm lucky enough to have experienced it first hand. Don't recommend it. Honestly, get a bidet and join the civilized people. That's my advice.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

If someone never experienced the warm sharp edges of the newspaper Pravda on their bum over the shithole of a village toilet, they never actually lived. Good on them, I say.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I've had a bidet for years but still use two or three squares to pat everything dry.

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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Toilet paper is gross as fuck anyways, use bidets.

Seriously, toilet paper is on my list of things that in 50 years people will look back and wonder what the fuck was wrong with everyone. Assuming we're still alive in 50 years that is.

[–] UnMondeSansHaine@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe not

but using drinkable water that way surely will look crazy

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure I won’t be.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago (8 children)

She'd be quite content in Ancient Rome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium

History is cyclical, not linear. You don't want to say "I'll not travel past this point" so much as "these are the radians I'm avoiding."

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You think she’d be content with a communal ass wipe?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The US elected him twice, so I guess so.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So, to clarify, Trump is the communal ass sponge found in a Roman public toilet.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Trump? Huh, what do you know, I guess he is old enough to fit the part. It also might explain his pee fetish. And the Roman's were also known for being pedos... Oh yeah, then there's the whole homosexual "blowing Bubba" thing.
Wow it would be hard to argue against you on that one.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

They washed the sponge. lol

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Rinsing it out in the water is not quite the same as washing it.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Good thing they used vinegar then.

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remember that damn rotary towel in the public bathrooms?

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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Fascinating there's disagreement over its usage, meaning the records aren't very good. Detailing the mundane is actually important.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't want to be that scribe.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

uh, my time machine includes a commode. it's a time RV if you will. can't leave behind any time ecoli contaminants

[–] Jumpingspiderman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Never fear. Bidets were invented in the late 1600s

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rome had sponge on a stick I believe. Beats splinters, but not bidets.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Those were for cleaning the toilets, they look almost exactly like a modern toilet brush. The Roman’s wiped with their hands like most everyone else back then.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

when did they invent the bidet what doesn't make you scream cause the waters the right temprature

also i hear the ancient romans had those, so...

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

If you want to skip ahead a few centuries, you can get a Lexx toilet with a tongue.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No thanks, I use three seashells like a civilised person.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's the second one for? I get the first and last but I never know what to do with the second one

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago

Look at this guy, he doesn't even know how to use the three seashells.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Hope some day, we won't have to poop at all. They just implant the toilet directly into you, and no more worrying about bringing toilet paper.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can get you another century and half, or so. If you're rich and in France or Italy.

Although no exact date or inventor is known. The earliest written reference to the bidet is in 1710 in France and latter in 1726 in Italy.

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] dparticiple@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

The good folks at Quilted Northern would like a word: https://vimeo.com/202910046

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't even be able to go back and kill baby Hitler

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

... or you could just go back in whatever time and not wipe, like probably everyone did at the time ... just don't shake any hands when you get there.

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