my cat likes hanging out with me in the bathroom after I shower.
that's all i got going.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2026
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I would say the gym is absolutely not where people go to make friends, but apparently the younger generation does use it for that. That kind of blows my mind, but it's certainly healthier than going to a bar to meet people.
What's wrong with going to the bar to meet people?
Because the kind of girl your average young person wants to date doesn't go to bars. Gen Z on average is rather against the entire concept of drinking altogether.
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it has nothing ot do with location everything to do with personality.
the point is you can't know what type of personality someone has until you talk to them. and everyone gets offended and upset when they are or are not approached at the gym. because well, people love getting upset and offended more than making friends these days.
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She probably noticed him OGLING HER based on the description he just gave
Saunas are sacred shit. It's like a gay bar, if you want to not be seen as a pest you 100% must stop acting like a moid when you enter. And some people just don't want to be spoken to
how does one not act like a moid, what are common non-moid behaviors?
In the context of the greenext it would have been being able to sit in silence with a stranger in a leisure setting without needing to make the situation about themself. That's an extreme situation though because sauna.
Usually it's just reading people to know how far you should take a simple "how's it going?". The best advice that doesn't apply to most people but someone should probably hear is not everything is an opportunity to shoot your shot, not that this is what happened.
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Is it naked I here or is that just you
In Germany everyone is naked in the sauna. It's a rule. Ok, you might wear a sauna hat, but that's it.
Of all the places to wear a hat, why a sauna?
It's a sauna hat, where else would you wear it?
If there's ever been any logic that is sound, it is this one.
Too keep your head cooler, it originates from the high humidity slavic banya culture.
As high humidity saunas, warm your skin up faster than dry saunas. You'll not last as long, primarily due to your head overheating. So wearing a thick hat, will insulate your head from the temperature and humidity of the room
Be careful not to wear it inside out. It'll reverse the effect!
If you're bald. The head is the most temperature sensitive area. It gets unpleasant too soon if you don't have hair.
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So close and so far
"Classic line. That is just a great line. Gotta manoeuvre more dates into saunas"
They could have at least used the pic of Nancy in the sauna